Wanna ask me something about the skeletons in my closet? Do so!

Secret Agent Mama asked:

• Where were you hiding before?

I used to blog under a different pseudonym (starts with an r, ends with an ilah and was on wordpress.com) and in other places, under my real name.

• What made you blog?

Blogging came about in 2004 initially as a means of journaling my descent into bipolar-psychosis. Detailing what had been going on, when, with whom, what I was on and drinking and how long it’d been since I’d last slept. It’s not about that anymore.

• Who’s your inspiration?

From a blogging perspective, I am in Internet love with Raymi. She’s been slayed by people, adored, virtually stalked and hacked, yet she keeps on doing her thing, regardless of any subtle self-doubt or the evilness that sometimes comes her way via comments and emails.

In general, I’m going to put it out there, for hate mail: I am inspired by Martha Stewart. That bitch’s got balls bigger than any man I’ve ever heard of. Issues, maybe, sure. But her cojones, they’re a good thing.

• How many times can you orgasm in a row?

Eight. Then I must get out of the bathtub.

• Favorite drink?

With the nectar of the gods - a double caesar, extra spicy with two green beans and a celery stalk. Extra yummy points for a skewer of cucumber slices and cherry tomatoes and no salt on the rim. Virgin-style, I enjoy me a nice refreshing yogurt-berry smoothie or an iced white mocha.

• Favorite food?

Fettucini Alfredo. Make me that and I’ll love you forever. Make it for me on my birthday and chocolate cake? Then you’re in best friend territory.

• How long have you been smoking?

Since I was 12, so about 16 years, though I did quit for a little more than two years while I was engaged. Started again the day we split up, though.

• Do you drink coffee?

White mochas or swiss mocha (the instant stuff) are my favourite. And by favourite, I mean required to remain vertical. I used to do about eight cups a day, then last month dropped them all. Since 2008 started, I’ve gone back to three or four cups a day.

• Do you live in Atlanta? If so, do you want to meet?

Sadly, nope, I’m not an American. I’m Canadian. I’m all aboot the North, eh? Specifically, Hollywood North. Even more specifically? Pretty much downtown, Hollywood North.