I’m so glad I had the forethought to start and nearly finish my Xmas shopping way back when everyone considered me crazy for even breathing the C word. Because it’s brokesville here, but thankfully, I have half a closet to show for it.
But I know all about you, you wait-ers. Bet you thought you could just like, wait until early-to-mid December and then score everything everyone wants because eighty thousand other bloggers and someone like me would put together a list of places to go, people to see and codes to use to get discounts and free shit, right?
Well, you were right this time, bucko. Hint: check out the footnotes – it means there’s a deal from the store.
FTC mumbojumbo (yes, I know it doesn’t apply to me because I’m lucky enough to live in a socialist country and all, but lets just pretend that Canada and the US have the same rules): I received absolutely nothing for putting together this gift guide, despite that some of the stores listed are, or have been in the past, sponsors on Mommy is Moody.)
The shortlings
Good for the Kids1: The store’s put together a super easy to navigate gift guide for shoppers searching for toys, educational materials and supplies for babies and younger children. If I had the bank account that Tiger Woods’ wife does now, I’d buy Zoë the Melissa and Doug Lacing Shoe, Word Letter Puzzle and the Shape Sorting Clock. I’m actually kind of sad that Good for the Kids is no longer carrying the Easel and Chore Chart they did previously – those are on my to-track-down list, for sure. Psst, they’ll will be donating 50% of the net proceeds from the sale of any toy sold on December 10th (my birthday!!!) to the Hope for Anissa fund.
Raspberry Kids: Vancouver-based, green, and carrying everything for toddlers and babies, Raspberry Kids is an online boutique with reasonable pricing and ethical business practices. We’ve received samples of their merchandise in the past that I’ve reviewed and I continue to covet their stock to this day because of it. If I had five 20s to drop, I’d buy Zoë this Kuki Kids Apron to wear while she helps me bake, a ladybug lunch box, the every day kit and this long sleeved top.
Style Kid2: A hub of kid-centred funkiness, this store is also Vancouver-based and features ethical business practices – including sponsoring fundraising efforts. Toys, gifts, decor and furniture, clothes… it’s hard to narrow down what a month of advertising might buy Zoë here. But if I was nailed to make a choice? My girl would get this damn cute dress, a Nightmare Before Xmas lunchbox, and this print, which sums it up perfectly. And I’d buy Mr Lady this.
Chirp and Tweet: This shop features an uber cute (do I detect a sign of cheekiness, too) tee. Zoë should wear it, but then, she’d get all mafiosa on my ass and I can’t afford to pay her every week so that she won’t break my kneecaps. On December 10th (my birthday!), a quarter of the shop’s profits will be donated to the Hope for Anissa Fund. Shop on my bday, y’all.
Toilet Tattoos: Maybe a little cheesy, maybe the thing you need to stop banging your head against a wall while your toddler fights potty training. These are like reward-charts (which is apparently a great way to go for potty training – I went straight to the junk food bribes), but they stick temporarily right on your toilet seat.
For the grown ups
Skin Care Rx3: I have no idea how many brands these guys carry, but I know that some of skin’s faves are there. Which makes them kind of a big deal, because have you ever tried to track down Ahava in Vancouver? I used make Stargirl bring it back for me, when she would go visit family in Israel. But, nope, this site makes me want the purifying mud mask and the cleansing milk. They also have some of my other loves, like Deep Steep, Erbaviva, La Roche-Posay and Pangea Organics.
Lush4: I’ve gone into the store a few times, I’ve bought online for some loved ones on Mother’s Day and I usually can’t stand the damn place. But I know you all love it and a few people I was shopping for were all OOOOOH, GIMME. After I taught them a lesson on manners, I went to the shop and I’m not telling you what I bought, but suffice it to say that I know four ladies who are getting some smelly shit in less than three weeks. And I’m one of them. I’ve been assimilated into the collective.
Panty by Post: I’ve reviewed these wares before, and damn, do they know their panties. Now, they’ve also introduced a line for men (as if the thongs weren’t really for men, anyway?) called Briefs in a Box. Check it out – it’s a worthy excuse to make sure that the mister’s ginch is hole-free, and sexay. It’s worth right-click-save-ing. I wouldn’t RTS this mail – ps, I prefer a low-rise, size small. Just saying.
Mayfair Lane: You can buy me anything from here and the Real Simple reading, obsessive compulsive, design-lover in me would have an organize-asm. What’s really cool is that these clips and magnets stick to stainless steel, mirrors and stuff that usual magnets won’t, without residue or anything, and they look damn good doing it. The *d babysitter note pad is uber cute and a handy place to leave fake phone numbers info for the rare nights you get out, and the retro pink skull notebook, while not magnetic, still implies badass.
Kinga’s Kreations: This etsy shop owner makes damn purdy jewelry, often featuring Swarovski crystals. And? Super affordable. I like this guy the mostest. Also great is that she’s also donating proceeds on December 10th (guess whose birthday that is!) to the Hope for Anissa Fund.
Thus concludes the longest post I’ve ever written about shopping in my whole blogging career. For the record, I would like to see some progress in science as far as developing some sort of psychic-linking-chip or medication. You know, just like, the temporary ability to automatically put links where they need to go, without actually doing anything would be appreciated.
Oh, and Canada?
- US customers will receive free shipping on orders, $75 and up; all customers using the code Zoeyjane will receive 20% off of their order until the end of December ↩
- Use code SHIP50 for free shipping on all orders over $50 until December 25th ↩
- Go here to send a $40 gift card (with a $100 purchase) ↩
- use promo code ICBLKFRI09, so that for every $65 you drop before December 11th (the day after my birthday), get a free, pre-wrapped O Kissmas Tree retro bubble bars gift; spend over $75 before Xmas eve and get free standard shipping; spend over $90 before Xmas eve and get free express shipping ↩


