Say Squirrel. Just say it.
I have all of this stuff, meaning work stuff, to do. So it’s unfortunately preemping my planned post. And laundry. But I couldn’t leave you hanging. I know that your soul requires you to see the following:
Thanks goes out to MomBabe, who blessed our household with a tutu for eleven days from now. I’m thinking, [...]
My Fantasy
No, not that kind, you pervs.
I grew up knowing I wanted to be a mom, see. But what I didn’t know was that though something maternal does live inside of me, nothing childlike, patient or motivated seems to.
I don’t know how to play, and even when I try, I get so damn bored, it’s half [...]

