I read these people. Everyday possible. You should make it your life’s mission to, too. They’re kick ass, and they’ve left teh awesome in my comments, something that made me feel, you know? Laugh, smile, feel loved, think.

Like…

Angel - “…one day i arrived home and walked past her with a case of beer in my hands while she was standing outside her flat door having a cigarette. i came back out my flat with two cold beers and offered to swop for a cigarette… turned out she was also a single mom and we spent the entire weekend together then…”

Alison - “You totally deserve the silence!!”

Coral - “Of course you can do it, look at how effing rad the first one is.
Plus, you obviously make beautiful babes.”

Eve Grey - “One day when my daughter was about 3, she was in her room & i heard her singing softly. I thought “aw, that’s sweet”, until I heard the words ‘fuck, fuck, fuck,’ in this little breathy sing-song voice. I said honey that’s not a nice word & children shouldn’t use it because grown-ups don’t like to hear kids say that, maybe you could say, like, gosh or something. She looked at me & said all sweet & lispy, ‘well, mommy, i like the word fuck better.’”

Huckdoll - “Word. You and jdawg are like peas and carrots.”

Laski Gal - ” . . . tear up more than I would watching a PETA video (that’s a lot of tears), that’s for sure.”

Latte Mommy - “At least she’s going through the dress thing in summer (if you can call our current weather “summer”), because there’s nothing like trying to convince your kid that she can’t wear her Cinderella dress outside in a snowstorm.”

Lunanik - “…Whaaa??? How can you be bad at that…seriously, how? You know what they say, practise makes perfect so I suggest you practise two, maybe three times a day at least. Ok? Ok.”

Kim - “There is a reason I fell hard for your blog fast, it was because you are so freaking honest. It is refreshing. I am jealous of your honesty.”

Maria - “If we ever got into it one of us would be dead. I can tell. I’m just like you.”

MomBabe - “I’m just so glad that someone NOT ME is pregnant.”

MommyTime - “Now go kick ass.”

Mr. Lady - “‘Dear Mr Lady,

There is something in my abdomen, and it is torturing me from the inside out. It is sucking the fucking life out of me, and making me fat while it does it. i am currently unable to assume ANY position, and the last little parasite is now out and verbal and needs a Happy Meal. My address is _______-. Please be here within 1-2 hours. Please bring 7-Up. Please bring every Dora video you have. Oh, and that big double stroller. ‘Cause, dude, if I don’t get a few hours of something, anything not involving a toddler, I am going to die dead right here where I (try to) stand.’
‘Also, please bring your hot housewife rubber gloves and some Dawn. My sippy cups are all growing yogurt.’
Cut it. Paste it. Save it. Send it as many times as necessary.”

Mrs. Kitty - ” Stay strong on the 2 dress limit.”

OHmommy - “Isobel IS beautiful. you SHOULD think about modeling. Her eyes are simply gorgeous. You are so good at growing things!!!”

Sarah - “because, admit it, mid poop-conversation ‘You’re a great mama’ lines would just be AWKWARD”

Secret Agent Mama - “I just really want to hug you. Hug you so tight that you poop. Seriously.”

Shamelessly Sassy - “My daughter says ‘fox’ now as a substitute for fuck. We had to wean her off of the f-word.”

Tara R. - “I used to sing the ABCs for my girl (first born) to get her to bed, the only problem was that in pre-school she would fall asleep every time they worked on their letters.”

Vancityrockgirl - “you smell like a dirty hippy.”

If you want to be added to the list, leave me some comments like these people have done. Give me a reason to visit you and oogle your rack love your words. Make me feel. Hit me with a sack of potatoes, if necessary, but whatever you do, don’t serenading me with John Mayer.