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- March 2010 (6)
- 01: On counting (20)
- 03: On media misrepresentation (28)
- 04: On sadness (4)
- 06: Banana Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies (0)
- 07: On hitting one key (15)
- 09: On checking out (11)
- February 2010 (15)
- 04: It’s called a breakup because it’s broken (20)
- 08: On Renaissance (30)
- 08: On what $100 would get her (10)
- 09: On two weeks, in photos (16)
- 11: On reigning it in (20)
- 16: On: everything I learned in preschool (14)
- 17: On being out (11)
- 18: On: Words I didn’t expect to hear fall from her mouth (25)
- 21: On thinking outside of the box (19)
- 23: This is my three-year old’s brain on drugs* (11)
- 25: On: Choosing me (a novella, apparently) (33)
- 25: On not being against it (45)
- 27: On giving you stuff (48)
- 27: Simple Leek and Potato Soup (10)
- 28: On rhinovirus (4)
- January 2010 (14)
- 04: On promises (16)
- 05: On the 100-word challenge: Prefer (10)
- 06: On division (26)
- 08: On painting a picture (31)
- 12: On moving on up (20)
- 13: On moving on up, part 2 (24)
- 18: {w}rite of passage: on what winds bring (9)
- 20: On lacking a picture (40)
- 22: On voraciousness (7)
- 22: On routine (11)
- 24: On photography (11)
- 26: {w}rite of passage: on progressive change (6)
- 28: On having the worst life in the world (11)
- 31: On too much time, not enough (14)
- December 2009 (14)
- 03: On ruining her childhood (again), one year at a time (6)
- 05: On all you need (28)
- 06: On a jetplane (29)
- 08: On where I’d be shopping, if I had any money left for Christmas (10)
- 10: On why I’m not sending you a Festivus Card (5)
- 13: On my birthday (10)
- 14: On flushing it all away (8)
- 16: On breaking cycles (25)
- 21: On the best present (4)
- 26: On putting it all away (20)
- 27: On the lessons Christmas bestowed upon me (8)
- 28: On enchanting narrow alleys; I am spellbound (24)
- 29: On nodding off (10)
- 30: On 16, going on evil (26)
- November 2009 (28)
- 01: On ma familia (12)
- 02: How to guarantee I won’t be tipping you (25)
- 03: On the shame (12)
- 04: On it beginning (8)
- 05: On what I’m not telling you (18)
- 06: Why I’m a horrible mom, part 387 (11)
- 07: On counting (4)
- 08: On wasting time (13)
- 09: On foresight (8)
- 10: Random smoking thought #419 (14)
- 11: On the really important decisions in life (26)
- 12: On likeness (18)
- 13: Finally (6)
- 14: On failing right out of the gate (0)
- 15: On being a moviefile (10)
- 16: On 26 answers (6)
- 17: On establishment (13)
- 18: Dear Santa (19)
- 19: On the ugly truth (16)
- 20: On discrepancies (10)
- 21: On facepalming (9)
- 22: On disappointment (10)
- 23: On kicking it (17)
- 24: On various shades of red (15)
- 26: On the answer (1)
- 28: On a new form of lust (2)
- 30: On the first time public transportation riders saw my ass (29)
- 30: On raising funds, food and stuffs in Vancity (28)
- October 2009 (11)
- 01: On Rape, Roman and Ridiculousness (41)
- 01: On #nestlefamily and guerrilla tweeting (54)
- 07: On mirrors (9)
- 12: On conundrums (17)
- 14: On passions (5)
- 15: On Blog Action Day (7)
- 18: On doucherie (11)
- 19: On you (2)
- 23: On how you know it’s working (4)
- 25: On misquotations (18)
- 28: On being extraordinary (14)
- September 2009 (9)
- 06: On tightening the noose (69)
- 08: On her (19)
- 10: On wringing my hands (11)
- 12: On resurfacing (12)
- 17: On a pit stop (21)
- 22: On giving in (36)
- 24: On aperture (23)
- 28: On nothing ever changing (22)
- 29: On wardrobe not making the man (or woman) (6)
- August 2009 (16)
- 03: On a whopper (catching up) (49)
- 03: On Day Terrors (44)
- 04: On listening to what she says is necessary (61)
- 07: It isn’t what it looks like (30)
- 09: On nothing (39)
- 11: On my manifesto (32)
- 11: On the hard questions (30)
- 12: On what I wanna be when I grow up (21)
- 13: On more peace (11)
- 17: On the end of a (two week) era (2)
- 18: On being maybe a little ready (38)
- 19: On Identity (45)
- 20: On one more, final, seriously last time. For good. (37)
- 23: On the brain explosions, continued (35)
- 25: On bogus advertising (and how there’s none, here) (36)
- 25: On stupid logic (14)
- July 2009 (13)
- 01: On being barely in my 20s anymore (17)
- 15: On an old friend (12)
- 16: On remorse (21)
- 19: On cooking: Easy Chick Pea Soup (5)
- 20: On Hypomanic: Mad in England (3)
- 20: On baguettes and ooh-la-la (14)
- 21: On A Vibrating C Ring (literally) {NSFW} (9)
- 21: On a pretty penny (18)
- 22: On Grocery Delivery (7)
- 22: un fête d’anniversaire et beaucoup de livres (8)
- 23: On Sexy Mail (9)
- 28: On gasping for relief (26)
- 30: On my head exploding with the bureaucracy and all (63)
- June 2009 (21)
- 01: On Split Personality Reordering (3)
- 01: On Apologizing (16)
- 02: On failure and subsequent successes (13)
- 04: On Sand in her you-know-what (29)
- 05: On freezing up (23)
- 07: On Shopping (17)
- 08: On organizational p0rn (25)
- 09: On printing services (9)
- 12: On things I’ve learned (aka a nearly entirely self-obsessed photo-log) (19)
- 12: On books (7)
- 14: On Being Inspired (33)
- 16: On a news flash (15)
- 16: On GTD (22)
- 18: On throwing money out of the window (14)
- 21: On taking them for all they’re worth (32)
- 22: On being a taurus, in some facets (14)
- 23: On what it’s become (16)
- 24: On the ice chipping off (10)
- 25: On a different shade of green (21)
- 29: On the itch (18)
- 30: On artistry (6)
- May 2009 (19)
- 01: On Evolution (22)
- 03: Fiction: On the Image – Part Three (11)
- 04: On Confessions (19)
- 06: On Reevaluation (31)
- 06: On excitement (20)
- 08: On Stockholm (30)
- 11: On Protectionism (31)
- 12: On the Ticking Clock and the Red Ink (25)
- 13: On Marketing a Mini Me (25)
- 16: On creating beauty (16)
- 19: On Kismet (38)
- 20: On Lack of Admission (27)
- 24: Eden Fantasys: Symphony Opus Review (1)
- 24: On Revamping (35)
- 26: On Attending (21)
- 28: On the colour of my parachute (21)
- 28: On Being Smited (25)
- 29: On Exposing Myself (17)
- 31: Dermaglow Sensitive Skin Survival Kit Review (3)
- April 2009 (19)
- 01: On Rainy Day Psychology (29)
- 03: On Burning it Off (16)
- 06: On Not Finding the Right Words (12)
- 07: On not refusing to cry (45)
- 08: On pushing (9)
- 09: On that right arch (10)
- 12: On Possession (11)
- 14: On You (17)
- 17: On Opposite Awards (11)
- 19: Healthy Gluten- and Dairy-Free Peanut Butter Cookies (0)
- 19: Zucchini Butternut Squash Muffins (0)
- 19: From-Scratch Flax Pancakes (2)
- 19: Fiction: On the image – Part One (26)
- 20: On Mixed Messages (30)
- 21: Fiction: On the Image – Part Two (11)
- 22: On Admissions (5)
- 23: On Fantasticality (32)
- 28: On Being Lucky (37)
- 29: On Denial (18)
- March 2009 (16)
- 01: On Repeat Performances (38)
- 02: On It Being Right in Front of My Eyes (14)
- 03: On being Wordless on Wednesday (13)
- 06: On Juggling (19)
- 07: On Noticing the Little Things (8)
- 08: On What No One Wants Me to Feel (18)
- 10: On Being Too DOOOOOOD. (26)
- 12: On being nervous (54)
- 17: On Being Surprised (28)
- 19: On Being an Asshole (7)
- 25: On Being Out to Lunch (35)
- 26: On Girl Talk Thursday: Twilight (25)
- 27: On Friday Night (23)
- 29: On Peace (27)
- 30: On lies (23)
- 31: On Mei Onus (23)
- February 2009 (15)
- 01: On Holding it all Together (7)
- 03: On Learning to Slow Down (15)
- 04: On Gaining a New Perspective from Blogging (35)
- 06: On Singing Inside (9)
- 07: On Being the Beholder (13)
- 09: On Those Resolutions… (10)
- 10: On Cardiac Ischemia (17)
- 15: On Romance, Flowers, Dates and the Bedroom (18)
- 19: On Lateral Suckitude (15)
- 19: On Intuitive Fashion Sense (25)
- 22: On being elsewhere (7)
- 22: On Simplicity (12)
- 25: On Instinct (19)
- 26: On Owning It (11)
- 27: On Being Alternative (21)
- January 2009 (23)
- 01: On New Years Eve (14)
- 02: In December, you all kicked eh-ess-ess (6)
- 02: On Fabulous Dreams (14)
- 03: On Gettin’ ‘Er Dun (30)
- 04: On Daily Drama (21)
- 06: On What Was Supposed to Be (18)
- 09: On Happy Birthday (again) to Me? (42)
- 10: On Sudden Realizations (36)
- 12: On Drawing the Line (29)
- 13: On Substituting (7)
- 14: On Boycraziness (20)
- 15: On Being Too Naked (25)
- 16: On Losing…Stuff (8)
- 17: On Twitterpation (and Not Very Weekly Winners) (16)
- 19: On Loving That Which is Not Good For You (15)
- 19: On Vive (34)
- 21: On The Cute (how it keels me) (33)
- 22: On Not Dragging (23)
- 23: On the Bedtime Banshee (20)
- 26: On Your Choice (sort of) (20)
- 27: On Not Being an Island (29)
- 28: On Housecleaning (18)
- 28: On Wonders Never Ceasing (17)
- December 2008 (18)
- 03: On You and Me, and Me and You (29)
- 04: On Beautiful Silliness (19)
- 05: I’m Just Gah (26)
- 09: On Kinky and Straight (26)
- 09: On My Birthday (57)
- 11: On Parenting, Jerk-style (39)
- 13: What Have You Done For You, Lately? (a post of epic strikethru proportions) (47)
- 17: On posts I’m not writing tonight (37)
- 18: On Five Answers to Five Questions (21)
- 19: On Annual Traditions (16)
- 22: On the Not-So-Slaqueur Post (19)
- 23: On Late-Night Feasts (35)
- 24: On Being My Own Friend (25)
- 25: On Needing Beauty Rest (19)
- 27: On Being a Dirty Girl (23)
- 29: On Saving for a Rainy Day (12)
- 30: On Being Inhumane (16)
- 31: On A Final Note in 2008 (8)
- November 2008 (21)
- 01: A Recipe for Success (17)
- 02: On Putting on a Different Hat (10)
- 03: On Being a Quitter McRunsAway (13)
- 05: On Boundaries (40)
- 06: On Passion (23)
- 09: On Obsession (not the parfum) (42)
- 09: On Miscellanei (a moi) (24)
- 10: On being a girl (40)
- 13: On Distractions (43)
- 15: On Chicago (36)
- 15: On Realizations (28)
- 17: On the Death of a Cuisinière (34)
- 19: Enough (26)
- 20: On Being A Ho Ho Ho (er) (39)
- 22: On Not Being a Mommy, Again (34)
- 23: On Happy Endings (49)
- 25: I’m trying, really, I am. (15)
- 26: On Thanksgiving, American Style (12)
- 27: On Decorative-ishness (23)
- 28: When the Drugs Wore Off (16)
- 30: On Being Part of the Solution (41)
- October 2008 (16)
- 01: On holidays (18)
- 02: So, who’s in? (26)
- 05: On walking away. Or not. (17)
- 06: On seeking, but not finding. (18)
- 08: My Fantasy (15)
- 09: On Waking Up Awesome (19)
- 13: A love letter (19)
- 15: On Being Away (17)
- 17: On Falling in Love and Blogging (24)
- 19: Top Five (26)
- 20: Say Squirrel. Just say it. (32)
- 21: On breaking (27)
- 25: On Really Saying Goodbye (17)
- 26: Dear Body (14)
- 29: On Being Removed (16)
- 30: On SPAM (19)
- September 2008 (18)
- 03: On bringing back cool (20)
- 04: On re-emergence (32)
- 07: On new beginnings (14)
- 07: On 7pm (22)
- 08: Random Smoking Thoughts #3 (20)
- 11: On Starting Again. Again. (13)
- 13: Prime Indicators That I Might Wanna Quit (18)
- 14: On turning the tables (28)
- 15: On being thankful (20)
- 19: On control (in reverse) (27)
- 21: A decade early, apparently. (14)
- 22: On Om Nama Shivaya* (9)
- 23: On having mental hair (20)
- 24: On health and wealth (13)
- 26: Pwn Me (15)
- 28: On the Gray Area (13)
- 29: Pride, Pee and the Pursuit of Rent. (10)
- 30: On taking away what really isn’t mine (11)
- August 2008 (24)
- 01: You’ll just have to wait. (22)
- 03: And finally, an announcement (21)
- 04: A birthday montage (26)
- 05: Proof! (22)
- 06: She knows what she’s talking about (8)
- 07: Like a train wreck (19)
- 08: On Friendship (23)
- 09: The inevitable potty post (23)
- 11: On taking my own advice (11)
- 12: On taking a higher road (24)
- 13: On watching friends hurt (13)
- 14: On getting inked (40)
- 16: On being inked (24)
- 18: On being me, myself and I (14)
- 20: On being a nurse, badly (21)
- 21: On my right boob (17)
- 23: On the past few months (18)
- 25: Random Smoking Thoughts #1 (17)
- 25: On being done (20)
- 26: On doing something I rarely ever do (16)
- 27: On shopping right before rent is due (14)
- 28: On relearning lessons the hard way (25)
- 29: On finding what you didn’t want found (15)
- 31: Random Smoking Thoughts #2 (14)
- July 2008 (27)
- 02: Rethinking Unthinking (16)
- 03: What I See (21)
- 04: On Being Nervous (16)
- 05: She Ain’t Heavy (15)
- 06: So Cute, My Heart Hurts (13)
- 07: Stressing so much, my blood pressure became normal. (13)
- 09: Well isn’t that a cosmic kick in the ass? (19)
- 09: Issues. I have them. (18)
- 10: Meh, Wah and Yeah! (17)
- 11: The Turn Around Post (22)
- 12: I must be doing something right. (12)
- 13: Where I Become THAT Single Parent (31)
- 14: I Gots None. Sort of. (13)
- 15: On romance and flowers (15)
- 16: Settling (13)
- 17: No, really. I am moody. (But she started it) (10)
- 19: Minutae (10)
- 20: Pride, beauty and covering your ass. (20)
- 22: Shopping (13)
- 22: Streaking. I mean, streaming. (16)
- 23: What do you people want from me? (61)
- 24: Oh, the whoring. (32)
- 25: 2 years, 24 months, 731 days, 17558.3 minutes (24)
- 26: A day later (16)
- 27: The heat is on (28)
- 28: The story of how I got a free laptop. (19)
- 29: Oh, shirt, how you mock me (21)
- June 2008 (23)
- 01: Step One and Two are in Effect (and Three) (12)
- 04: Still Missing a Few Sins (8)
- 04: This is Where I Roll (26)
- 06: Boobs, Money and Sunshine (10)
- 07: Because it Took Over My Life for Three Days… (4)
- 09: Me, Being the CEO (14)
- 09: Exhaustication (16)
- 10: Going Green (with Envy) (15)
- 12: This is the post I write that makes you really uncomfortable. (21)
- 13: I don’t think I can handle the girly. (16)
- 14: Vote. Now. Please. (10)
- 16: The Book’s New Lover is… (9)
- 17: Visitation (16)
- 19: I am a Ten-Toed Sloth. Or Not. (11)
- 21: Is a whole post actually needed to express this? (4)
- 21: Reverse Course (20)
- 23: Neighbourly Habits (21)
- 24: Spontaneous Relaxation (27)
- 26: Ruined (10)
- 26: Free Facelifts! (9)
- 27: We Interrupt Our Planned Sex Post (15)
- 29: Sex and the Single Mommy in the City (18)
- 30: With My Mind on My Money… (16)
- May 2008 (18)
- 03: The Opposite of Gloat (12)
- 06: Definition: Sexual hunger (17)
- 09: Chchchchanges (8)
- 10: The Future (12)
- 13: Evacuation (of my mind) (16)
- 14: The Relative Facts (13)
- 14: In Tune (24)
- 17: A Little Foggy (18)
- 17: Because Gloom and Doom is Over Rated (6)
- 20: Deadly Sins – Pride and Vanity (15)
- 22: Tis the Season (8)
- 24: Because Asking for Help is Hard (15)
- 24: Rebranding Zoeyjane (8)
- 25: Starting off with a flurry (10)
- 26: Otay (16)
- 27: Deadly Sins – Wrath (12)
- 29: Self Absorbed, But At Least I Know It. (7)
- 30: Only 33 Inches, But Still Hippy (7)
- April 2008 (19)
- 01: Step A. Insert Foot Directly Up… (16)
- 04: From now on, She will be referred to as ‘She.’ (15)
- 06: On This Day, Someone Wonderful Came to Be (13)
- 08: Playing catch up (12)
- 09: Further Fodder (7)
- 11: It’s Child Abuse Awareness Month (12)
- 14: I’d Forgotten (5)
- 15: On the Precipice (9)
- 16: Want to Hear Me Make the Most Annoying Sound in the World? (3)
- 17: Something From the Back Files (4)
- 19: Dear Rootbeer (6)
- 20: Enter the First Cold (7)
- 23: Still Breathing (9)
- 24: Decisions Made. Eyebrows Raised. (9)
- 25: Groan and Tweeze. (6)
- 27: What’s Goin’ Down (9)
- 28: Blog Biting, Sorta Kinda (13)
- 29: And it’s Already Starting (10)
- 30: Shameless (11)
- March 2008 (29)
- 01: Never, Say Never (5)
- 02: Weekly Winners Four – Asexual (14)
- 02: I get this feeling like, somebody's watching me. (11)
- 03: Quiet on the Set (8)
- 04: The Problem With Me (15)
- 04: If You've Got the Poison, Baby, I'm Your Remedy. (8)
- 05: Wordless Wednesday: Everything Goes in There (13)
- 05: Just Sayin' (13)
- 08: 100. Heh, my, how the time has passed. (9)
- 08: Psst. (6)
- 09: Six °s (7)
- 10: Just Leave Me Alone (6)
- 10: I Fell Off the Wagon (9)
- 11: An Apparent Niche Milk Maid (6)
- 11: DMP: Thanks, Huckdoll. (10)
- 12: It’s Pouring, In Here (11)
- 14: Cue the Dora Dance (8)
- 15: Who didn’t know I’d do that? (10)
- 17: Sleep, Geek, Random, Repeat. (8)
- 18: Too early to wake. (7)
- 19: Part Two of Today (9)
- 19: Copycat (10)
- 21: Full Disclosure (7)
- 22: Sometimes, it just happens (4)
- 23: In the Spirit of um, Balls Out (18)
- 24: Something Clever (10)
- 26: 30 Months Since You Were A Gamete (13)
- 28: All Over The Place (7)
- 30: Spent, Just Spent. (10)
- February 2008 (53)
- 01: Seriously? Part Deux (1)
- 01: Welcome to the Weekend (6)
- 02: The Embarrassment. (3)
- 02: Best Way to Scare Your Kid From Ethnic Foods (7)
- 03: Seriously? Part Trois (0)
- 03: Oh, Up My Alley (3)
- 03: Not Even Close to Sanity. (7)
- 04: But I'm Feeling Much Better, Now (7)
- 04: Happy Birthday, I Wrapped it Myself! (6)
- 05: M.I.I. (4)
- 06: Did you know? (0)
- 06: Wordless Wednesday: Feisty (50th Post) (5)
- 07: I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.* (6)
- 07: The Space Between Us (4)
- 07: Dear Isobel (5)
- 08: elle ne l'obtient pas de moi (4)
- 08: Friday Night Lights (6)
- 09: LAlaLAlaLA, I Don't Hear You. (7)
- 09: Weekly Winners (25)
- 10: Why it's important to plan ahead (6)
- 11: Theft (9)
- 11: Has it been two weeks, already? (6)
- 12: When 1am Comes Calling, Don't (12)
- 12: Out of the closet (5)
- 12: Wordless Wednesday: Pudding Paints + Mopping=Sugarhigh (17)
- 13: Can't Stop. Must Blog. (6)
- 14: Well, if everyone else is doing it… (9)
- 14: They're geniuses, Hucks and Mr. Lady (5)
- 15: Moms? (9)
- 15: On Being An Extremist (9)
- 16: Weekly Winners Two – The Slobby Edition (22)
- 18: On Being Obsessive (6)
- 19: Smells of Hippies (7)
- 19: Rewind (3)
- 19: A Whole New Level of Geek (14)
- 20: Wordless Wednesday: 18 Months Ago, Today (14)
- 21: Exhausticated (2)
- 22: Obviously, I'm Not Drinking Enough (5)
- 22: Twenty Nine Point Five (6)
- 22: Murphy's Law, Stop Screwing Me (3)
- 23: Scrolling Saturdays: Sweet Retirement (6)
- 23: Trust. (11)
- 24: Weekly Winners Three – Bright (0)
- 24: Eyes Open (9)
- 25: Prime Numbers Make Me Nervous (11)
- 25: You Knew, Right? (15)
- 26: On Today's Agenda… (5)
- 27: Three Pounds of Butter Chicken (10)
- 27: Wordless Wednesday: Tiny Footprints (21)
- 28: Tellin' All Yer Friends (yah yah) (16)
- 29: Let's Share a Coke (12)
- 29: And then he said, "But, Baby." (5)
- 29: This Doesn't Normally Happen (9)
- January 2008 (47)
- 01: oh this is so 90210 (4)
- 02: genius in the kitchen (4)
- 03: somuchtodoOMGsomuchtodo (3)
- 04: date day (2)
- 05: douchey mcjackdonkey (10)
- 06: dirnk n blog (0)
- 07: just go with the flow, eh? (0)
- 07: this is where i'm supposed to write something witty (5)
- 08: i'm going deeper underground (25)
- 09: zoeyjane is a name (3)
- 09: garsh. (0)
- 10: shhh! (2)
- 10: Now, all of you, speak up! (6)
- 10: Let's act like cheerleaders! (1)
- 10: The perfect situation (1)
- 12: Who Needs Enemies? (3)
- 12: Operation Clean Out the Kitchen is in the Hizzle (5)
- 12: Am I the Only One (6)
- 13: I'm Addicted (5)
- 14: Holy The Niceness (1)
- 14: Shakiest Video Ever. (2)
- 14: Executive Decision (1)
- 15: The Productivity Ninjas are Scowling at Me (2)
- 17: Five Months & Eleven Days (5)
- 17: It'll Be All My Fault (3)
- 18: Heard (7)
- 19: I Have a Date (1)
- 20: Making Dinner Before The Little Mermaid's Even Begun (2)
- 21: Five Things About Being a Single Parent (2)
- 22: If Only I Was an American (3)
- 22: I. Just. Can’t. (5)
- 23: Not Quite Ready For Potty Training (3)
- 24: All Growed Up (5)
- 25: Back to the 60s (10)
- 27: Saturday Night Confessions: The Comedown Edition (2)
- 27: Let's Cook the Rainbow (2)
- 28: Starting Over Again, Again (2)
- 28: I Vow (0)
- 28: Seriously? (3)
- 29: Are You Insane? (0)
- 29: Stuck (9)
- 29: Ninjas, I Call Upon Thee (2)
- 30: I've Named My Crockpot Johnny Depp* (2)
- 30: Thanks, Ninjas (3)
- 31: So Much to Say, Part One (9)
- 31: So Much to Say, Part Two (2)
- 31: So Much to Say, Part Three (3)
- December 2007 (40)
- 01: Protest (0)
- 02: taking the *sober* high road (5)
- 04: Tick Tock, Watch the Clock, Not Much Time Til the Sleigh Takes Off (6)
- 05: one of those nights, one of those crazy old nights (2)
- 05: every… (0)
- 05: oh for f's sake (0)
- 06: close to home (3)
- 07: romancing the canine friday (1)
- 08: bye bye barbie (1)
- 09: welcome to the gong show: part 27 (3)
- 10: down with drama (6)
- 10: without facebook (5)
- 11: survey smurvey (1)
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- 12: there is no god. (1)
- 13: did i mention that we have the flu? (2)
- 14: i'm jinxing it RIGHT NOW (2)
- 15: do you ever… (1)
- 16: spasm is normally my favourite word. (1)
- 17: yeah, i guess she's pretty miserable, too (4)
- 17: sniff, choke, sneeze, sleeve, ahem (1)
- 18: retrain (6)
- 19: normalnessity (0)
- 19: what this exmas has taught me (2)
- 20: i bet you didn't know that i want to be a polyandrist when i grow up. (1)
- 21: a contest! a xontest! (6)
- 21: night one of stretching her out (2)
- 23: counting down: 44 hours till it begins (1)
- 24: productivity continues (1)
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- 25: binge eating leftovers. (2)
- 26: 2007: a year in which stuff happened (1)
- 27: drunk, minus alcohol (2)
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- 29: wasting time, ish (1)
- 30: i have never had one of those kids (0)
- 31: further conundrums (2)
- 31: still waiting on that death thing (1)
- November 2007 (35)
- 01: you know what's really fucking hard?* (17)
- 02: the non-event of last month (5)
- 03: another day, another experiment (2)
- 04: note to self: no rice in crackpot (0)
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- 05: i've been nodding since 2pm (4)
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- 12: no title (1)
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- 13: season two! (2)
- 14: yes i was an idiot (1)
- 15: what is worse? (0)
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- 17: liquid (2)
- 18: i get a vote? really? (2)
- 19: keeping it in line (3)
- 20: exmas shopping? (0)
- 21: tonite (1)
- 22: i must have been high on peroxide (5)
- 22: cycles continue (0)
- 23: four thousand percent (6)
- 23: take it with a grain of salt. (7)
- 24: addiction's a bitch. (1)
- 25: i think i overdid it (0)
- 25: thanks huckdoll, you're a peach (1)
- 26: Apparently, it's my principle so, suck it. (4)
- 27: the shitstorm (2)
- 28: from the bottom of my ass (1)
- 29: oops (6)
- 30: hey, i added a quote of the day* (1)
- October 2007 (30)
- 02: and i need YOUR help (3)
- 03: this stupid slut thanks you for your contribution (5)
- 03: TT Two: 13 revelations i've had in the last year (5)
- 04: so the world is over (2)
- 05: hey kids, i went crazy (0)
- 06: a whirlwind of mass concussion (1)
- 06: i am not wearing sox (3)
- 07: i forgot to mention (4)
- 07: cue the hallmark moment (2)
- 08: lucid blogging (2)
- 09: why being a geek can pay off (3)
- 12: there's a theme going on in internet land (8)
- 13: reciprocal (3)
- 16: more like to DONE list! (4)
- 17: the irony [(the cynicality)is that a word?] (3)
- 18: ayche ee double hockey sticks (2)
- 19: veggin out (5)
- 21: some girls just give off stupid (1)
- 21: what's grosser? (2)
- 22: i'm gonna take my broom and sweep all of the dirt out in the street (3)
- 24: sitting alone, going, now what? (1)
- 25: it's lightening in london, the smut's on the telly (1)
- 25: do-re-mi-fa (2)
- 26: heavy is the head that wears the crown (4)
- 28: damned if you do/don't (4)
- 28: cuz it's not all doom and gloom* (3)
- 29: i love it when a perfect plan comes together. oh wait… (4)
- 30: ways you know i'm a girl (1)
- 31: when masturbation's lost it's touch (4)
- 31: go zozo (4)
- September 2007 (24)
- 01: the carrots, they don't inspire (3)
- 01: also (0)
- 02: oh the brain pain (1)
- 03: just for giggles and stuff (0)
- 03: one day at a time (3)
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- 08: why does post secret suck so much this week? (6)
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- 12: amazing!!! (3)
- 13: the temptation to jinx it is crazy harsh (3)
- 14: consider it jinxed (2)
- 16: ding dong (0)
- 19: TT One: 13 things I Would Do if I Could Do Anything Right Now (6)
- 21: how sweet it is (5)
- 23: all your sex and your diamonds (2)
- 24: today i cried (2)
- 26: i have just eaten pizza (2)
- 27: let's go wailing (2)
- 28: babysitting, day one (0)
- 29: i seriously have to stop (1)
- 30: did i forget to mention? (0)
- 30: it might be shit, but it's my shit (1)
- August 2007 (12)
- 03: if there is a god… (9)
- 08: it was the best of times, it was the best of times (1)
- 11: my world… (4)
- 13: My definition is this (6)
- 14: public service announcement (4)
- 15: stupidstupidstupid (6)
- 17: autumn cleaning (1)
- 17: it's officially begun (1)
- 22: Openness to some is a bad thing, to me a virtue (long, but cleansing) (6)
- 23: i got quoted in the newspaper today (4)
- 24: this is just one of those days. (4)
- 31: random acts of capriciousness (4)
- July 2007 (10)
- 04: independant from what? (2)
- 05: zoë sends you kisses (2)
- 09: she said her first really real word* (1)
- 10: Conversations we have while walking the monkey down busy streets on sunny days (0)
- 10: go check this out, dudes (2)
- 14: this is what 100 pounds looks like (4)
- 14: (0)
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- 24: thanks for being, you know, you. (5)
- 30: so many posts to write, so little time (6)
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- 04: sleepy days (8)
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- 12: finally, some damn money (1)
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- 22: do i win a prize? (1)
- 24: brawler? or reallyreallyreallyreally tired? (4)
- 28: Happy blogday (2)
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- 29: a linking favour (3)
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- 02: mommy tummy (7)
- 07: the last 10 days or so (3)
- 09: i muddled (5)
- 14: mom's day (4)
- 15: the countdown begins (4)
- 16: straight as a grunge-chic model's hips (1)
- 17: back in the 20s again (0)
- 17: dear mr. i don't drive on streets and speed down allies (1)
- 20: two words (3)
- 22: we used to be concert goers. (3)
- 24: inspired by greatn-ass (4)
- 26: not the sharpest knife in the drawer (3)
- April 2007 (15)
- 03: anime mommy, ninja queen…call me what you will (4)
- 05: fod (4)
- 08: fod, still (3)
- 08: you knew youtube was coming at some point, didn't you? (1)
- 09: fafo defined (0)
- 11: bittersweet (2)
- 12: 5 thingies (9)
- 16: m.i.a. (1)
- 20: this absence will continue (0)
- 20: i'm going deeper underground (1)
- 21: today's word of the day is harsh (4)
- 24: press release (7)
- 26: gettin' wild and crazy (5)
- 28: it nice to be appreciated (1)
- 28: dear ms. perfect platinum blonde (2)
- March 2007 (24)
- 01: it's been a million years (3)
- 02: recipe for disaster (tattoo you?) (0)
- 04: you are my sunshine (2)
- 06: all the time in the world (0)
- 08: confession (2)
- 09: just another manic…thursday (1)
- 09: attention all non-mommies (5)
- 10: tastes like chicken (1)
- 12: the graphic hazards of parenthood. (0)
- 12: i love MAC (3)
- 12: what you didn't know? (1)
- 14: i grew up an only child (3)
- 16: i'm so excited (1)
- 18: thank you (2)
- 19: the theme continues (1)
- 19: the grips (3)
- 21: the creation of rilah (5)
- 21: on my knees again (4)
- 21: when i was 17 (3)
- 23: what's the worst that could happen? (3)
- 23: i got my ass kicked (8)
- 26: friend's friends (3)
- 28: yes, it's true (4)
- 30: happy birthday, lauren (0)
- February 2007 (10)
- 01: i can feel it comin' (4)
- 05: may it come fast and may it end quickly (2)
- 06: have you ever: (4)
- 08: note to self (2)
- 08: i miss must see thursdays (1)
- 09: guess who (3)
- 10: dear (nearly) everyone who wrote about anna nicole smith (2)
- 11: dear rilah (2)
- 15: i'm in a realy low place. it's taking a lot of en… (4)
- 17: go see (1)
- January 2007 (26)
- 02: since this is the year i hit the mid 25-30 demographic (7)
- 04: to the creepy friendly old man at the bank (6)
- 07: who didn't know that my drug of choice would match my personality? (3)
- 07: yup i know it's ANAL (2)
- 08: ever since (4)
- 09: i'm a loser baby, so why don't you… (5)
- 10: dear brita (6)
- 10: yes (5)
- 13: solid (4)
- 17: since it's come up a few times (1)
- 17: i'm ruminating on this… (4)
- 18: middle name (1)
- 21: phase one of re-sex-ficiation (4)
- 21: dr. daddy takes a vacation (0)
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- 23: just so y'all know (0)
- 24: i've looked so long and hard to find: (2)
- 25: sexy (4)
- 29: note to self (2)
- 29: to the woman who followed me out of safeway (6)
- 30: it's all about me (5)
- 31: my best friend, my nemesis (i'm selfish) (0)
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- 04: 6 more days… (0)
- 06: without binsk (and greek chickie), what would i post? (3)
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- 15: bedtime booby banter (4)
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- 24: xmas stocking for zoë (1)
- 24: i dyed my hair (5)
- 27: five months and ticking (2)
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- 16: for 25 minutes… (0)
- 19: all my armour falling down (1)
- 27: the first time she rolled over (0)
- 28: stolen from binsk who stole from greek chickie (0)
- October 2006 (5)
- 12: progress (0)
- 18: BT goes urban (0)
- 23: advise me, wise ones (1)
- 24: rock rocks out (0)
- 31: a snippet of cuteness (0)
- September 2006 (7)
- 03: what makes me smile (0)
- 09: our doctor's appointment (0)
- 16: the difference between us (0)
- 24: one day… (0)
- 24: go read. (0)
- 27: we love presents!!! (0)
- 30: slobbery fields forever… (0)
- August 2006 (10)
- 01: dear blog (0)
- 03: i'm whoring myself out for your love (0)
- 03: HNT – what was inside (0)
- 09: the story of us… (2)
- 10: HNT – newborn diet (0)
- 15: so tired i can't sleep (0)
- 18: HNT – better late than never (0)
- 19: they didn't warn me (0)
- 24: HNT – this is not normal (0)
- 24: one more bitch (0)
- July 2006 (18)
- 01: kelso says: BURN! (0)
- 02: so excited, i was drunk on love (0)
- 04: one year ago, today (1)
- 06: HNT – patriotic coverup (0)
- 09: i'll really let you know when i'm in labour (0)
- 11: yeah, i'm a lesbian (0)
- 12: blahness at it's finest (0)
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- 14: and i thought chocolate made them awesome (0)
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- 17: sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays… (0)
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- 24: now that's more like it… (0)
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- 02: 101 kinds of cute puppy fun (3)
- 05: anyone else's blogroll fucked up??? (1)
- 06: i don't know for sure, but i think it's tuesday… (0)
- 08: you knew i would mention it at some point (1)
- 08: HNT – my first post (3)
- 09: cat scratch fever (3)
- 12: i should never hear this again… (5)
- 13: when's the last time you witnessed an earthquake? (1)
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- 15: HNT – with my naked eye (1)
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- 16: the cat rules our house (2)
- 16: procrastination (3)
- 19: a day in my life…(routine 101) (0)
- 20: Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added … (0)
- 21: my uterus has made me famous (0)
- 22: HNT – ready to pop? (0)
- 23: thank you so much for schooling me (0)
- 23: the theme of the day… (0)
- 25: i am not a fan (0)
- 25: heard from the lips of babes (0)
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- 26: ernie must be sad (0)
- 26: boycott in effect (0)
- 27: two things (0)
- 27: you know you live in vancouver when (0)
- 28: last night (0)
- 29: yes, another one (0)
- 29: random thoughts (mostly about boobs) (0)
- May 2006 (15)
- 01: i am strong as an earthquake bright as a shining star (2)
- 04: what's new pussycat? (0)
- 04: monkey killing monkey killing monkey (0)
- 05: once there was this girl who… (4)
- 10: slow down daddy, you're making me run. daddy don't you walk so fast (8)
- 18: in the arms of… (2)
- 18: happy feet (2)
- 19: prepare for tissues; or save yourself and just don't read it… (4)
- 23: nothing compares… (1)
- 23: hey man look at me rockin' out (3)
- 26: if you like pina coladas (1)
- 26: and getting caught in the rain (2)
- 29: i used to be this thin… and … (1)
- 29: simple as do-re-mi (4)
- 31: i'm a goddess on my knees (5)
- April 2006 (25)
- 01: got canned heat in my heels tonight uhuh uhuh yeah (0)
- 01: since i'm not that funny…i stole. (2)
- 03: i am a hot sk8r mama (at least that's what the kids are calling me) (2)
- 04: i need something to forget what got me in this mess (feeling less and less) (1)
- 05: ground control to major tom (3)
- 08: vote for me, or see depression like never before… (2)
- 10: what have i become my sweetest friend (0)
- 10: and then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch xfiles (0)
- 10: listen: do you wanna know a secret (4)
- 12: say hello to the rug's topography (4)
- 16: i'm going to go to the jungle and build me a home (1)
- 17: it ain't nuthin' but a g-thang (0)
- 17: someone's using my identity and i'm disturbed by it (0)
- 17: girls just wanna have fun (i got 23) (3)
- 20: if you're from vancouver, then you understand…. (3)
- 20: i use public toilets and piss on the seats; i walk around in the summer saying how about this heat (3)
- 20: this is the dawning of the age of aquarius… (0)
- 22: i'm looking at the man in the mirror (3)
- 25: put those monkeys straight to bed (0)
- 25: no more pencils no more books (1)
- 25: i've got sunshine in a bag (4)
- 26: growing showing (3)
- 27: things i'll never say (1)
- 28: diamonds are a girls best friend (2)
- 29: can you tell me how to get (5)
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- 04: hello darkness, my old friend (1)
- 09: half way to the finnish line (0)
- 15: stand in the place where you are (1)
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- 21: burned (2)
- 22: daddy, don't you walk so fast (1)
- 23: 25 things i've learned during pregnancy (3)
- 24: scary is contractions at 4am (1)
- 27: i woke up at 5:30… (3)
- 28: kitty cat cricket yeah, maybe you're right (3)
- 29: sipping on black cherry pop (laid back….) (3)
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- 01: this is how fat and child-like i used to be (1)
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- 11: i've been raymi'd (0)
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- 11: i certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes and (0)
- 19: when you coming home dad, i don't know when but we'll get together then – you know we'll have a good time then (0)
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- January 2006 (13)
- 01: nah, i'm not anti anything (0)
- 08: i have to stop peeing my panties (0)
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- 14: label me (0)
- 14: saving it all up to be superwoman (0)
- 15: we've been saved!!!! (0)
- 17: this one time, at idiot camp (0)
- 20: oh, what a glorious day THAT would be (1)
- 24: some stoopid survey shite (aka – how to be a real woman?) (0)
- 26: don't challenge me when i'm low on fibre (2)
- 27: baby beaver blow (0)
- 28: stay where you are, i'll find you (1)
- 31: you spin me right round. like a record. (0)
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- 11: you win – i'm the worst everything (0)
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