On Gettin’ ‘Er Dun

Today’s one of those days when I kicked so much ass, I’ve got nothing left to give.

I got five bazillion errands and tasks accomplished. I ate tons of healthy food. Limited my coffee intake. Spent money responsibily. Returned JDawg’s silent treatment. Gold stars across the board. So I’m going to take the evening off for pure slack.

But I couldn’t just not post, right? I mean, that would be wise, considering how little I have to say.

When am I ever wise?

Instead, I’ll make an announcement about the little contest I mentioned on New Year’s Eve.

Four entries? Seriously? Y’all don’t want some good vibrations? Okay fine.

I’m extending it. And I’m changing it a bit. Now, instead of having to surf your butt off at Eden Fantasys, you need to visit this impressive dood. And tell me what you’d rename him. And now, you have until the 14th – with the winner being announced on the 15th. Everyone who has entered to this point? You’re still in. Tweeting counts for a second entry, still. Everything else is still the rules. Make sense?

Don’t make me whine about wanting to give you some lovin’, people.

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  • I'd name him Woody Woodpecker caught in a tree. Woody for short.

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    :D

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  • Jack.
    I guess the name is twofold- like jack rabbit for one or like Jack Johnson, my droolworthy fantasy man.

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  • That thing is scary looking.

    I like mine all pink and...

    Sorry, distracted. gotta go back for another look.

    What about Mummy's little helper...
  • BJ
    how about My Dirty Little Secret. I'm sure I could think of things to tell people to explain why I never leave my room again ;)
  • Rupe's entry: Cactus Bob.

    That is all .....

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  • This is EASY... The Sperminator!

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  • Else
    I'll call it "what I got instead of a divorce"!

    Really.

    -else
  • If I didn't call him Bob, I'd call him Mr. Lady!
  • "hot love" is a terrible name for that beast.
    i'd call it "the octagon"
    ummm... because you have no idea what's going on inside, but it gets results.
    (also, i can't resist an anchorman reference)

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  • ccoplick
    i have to name him/her? can't we just call it...happy? ;)
  • Lea
    I'd call that...

    Alice in Wonderland.

    Since the rabbit goes down the hole, or rather tries to.

    Heh.
  • I'd call him Bob.
  • Does this enter me again? I like sex!
  • Thanks, ZJ for that photo. I may now be distracted for the rest of the day. ;-)

    Your post title says it all - I'd call 'im "Larry the Cable Guy" - cuz if that don't Git 'Er Done I don't know what will! (Either that or it'll shine your shoes...)
  • Not Your Mother's Dildo

    (Because, well, it's not. They didn't make 'em like that 20 years ago, and she couldn't have bought one online so easily if they did.)

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  • Dood. I'd LOVE to enter your contest. But, see, this is a work laptop. If I surfed that online store on this here lappy, red alarms would go off in our technology department when I logged on to our network tomorrow morning. And then they'd all giggle the way tech-nerd guys who look like they're 12 and have never been laid will when someone's been caught surfing sex toy sites. And I'd hear the alarms and see the red lights flashing cuz my office is about 20' from their cubicle farm. Then they'd give me that "we know you like sex toys" look when we pass in the hall, then elbow each other in the ribcage and laugh when I leave the breakroom. I'd be all, "Dude, get the fahk over it. I want a free dildo. You might want to enter the contest, too." I'd have no problem with that. Except for the "its against work policy and I could be fired" part. So...enter me if you have pity. You can pick the toy you think I'd like best. *wink wink*
  • I'd name it Peter, as in Peter Rabbit.

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  • I'm going with the "Clit-OH-Matic"

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  • hey now... if blogging is fun, then it isn't a chore. you earned your time yesterday! huzzah!

    It is my last day of holidays today :-(

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  • Just WHAT am I going to do with a rabbit?

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