Randomness:
- I had some plans, a present to myself, for this morning. They fell through, so they got bumped to Thursday, for which I’d have no babysitter and the weekend is out too. Figures.
- It’s now my 28th birthday on the east coast. I don’t feel a day older than 43, at all.
- Ladies, do you ever buy those ultra stretchy low rise thongs, because they stay up, since an XS is often too big and you have to wear ultra low rise lest look like a 13 year old future barstar, only to discover that they really hurt your tail? No, me neither.
- Half of the shopping I did on Etsy on cyber monday has already shown up. What’s awesome about it is that the intended Xmas present for BF #1 can now be given to her for her bday on Thursday.
- Isobel has started saying, “I don’t know,” in response to questions that she legitimately doesn’t know the answer to. Comprehension is awesome, but what’s even awesomer is that she says it in this totally surprised tone of voice, like she just can not believe she doesn’t know the answer. She’s totally her know-it-all mother’s daughter.
- House makes my insatiable urge for men who treat women shittily burst right to the surface.
- You know how some people are incredible assholes for teasing dogs with treats (incredibly funny assholes, that is)? Kay, so do you really want to see me do that to Isobel? Cuz I have it on camera.
- I’m pretty sure that by this time two weeks from now, I will have absolutely no sitting spaces in my living room. The bed is moving into the actual bedroom. I think.
- I have never seriously considered owning a vibrator. Does that mean something is wrong with me?
- I washed my face, put away dishes and tweezed my brows all while Isobel was playing in the bath tonight. I should really bath her more often – I get so much shit done.
- She hasn’t taken a nap in over a month now. Even though we try every damn day. Kill me.
- I still can’t decide what to get her for her Xmas eve present. But it’s pretty much between a doll house and a Disney Princess read-along-magic wand book thingy. If she had a penis, this would be much easier.
- The lights are on, on my ghetto Xmas tree, though no one is awake to enjoy them. What I am enjoying? That I have blue balls.
- Okay, screw 43. I’m totally 12.
- I’m going to go drink alone now. Happy birthday to me!
