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On being a girl

November 10th, 2008 | girly girl

I think I need a boyfriend. It’s getting to dire straights, here, folks.

I’ve been tweezing my eyebrows and putting on concealer. And gah, even bathing. What the hell is up with that?

Additionally, I find myself lusting over media coverage of tech events, musical showcases and the like, hopeful to find a glimpse of my future husband.

I just possibly might be considering whitening my teeth in preparation of the upcoming nuptials.

I, for sure, already know who my bridesmaids will be and that they will be wearing fairy-inspired dresses when I walk down a candle-lit path in my Grecian goddess-inspired gown. That the flowers woven into my cascadingly curled hair will be purple and my makeup will be the definition of dewy. The beach, with it’s moonlit waves, will be so peaceful and the sand warm under my bare feet.

Yup, I’ve got it all figured out. For, you know, when I get a boyfriend.

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  • Well, I would look lovely in a fairy-inspired dress, you know that right? Right.

    You will find Mr. Right. I have faith that we all will some day. Now quite sure how, but we will.

    In the meantime, you got me!

  • boyfriends aren't worth all that work, girl :P

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  • raino: especially if it's a shotgun wedding, I figure :P

  • Indigo: Aw. Thank you.

  • good luck with that. if the marriage is anything like the planning, it will be spectacular!

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  • Perfection for me wasn't found until after I hit 38, No I'm not saying the wait is forever. Just the right guy needed to be mellowed out to the point when he sees me at my worst, he still goes gagga over me.

    The wedding is indeed a fairytale. Hope it does comes true...(Hugs)Indigo

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  • Would you like me to put you on match.com? I did it for my brother. Although he said all he met were trainwrecks. Yet, that did not stop him from screwing them. Ahhemmm....

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  • I trust you'll be posting pictures, right?

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  • Exmi: Hmmm. good question. somewhere warm, but not too much so, where we can lounge nakedly on a porch while he serenades me with a guitar. Or maybe New York?

  • TaraR: He'd have to be certifiable. Hockeyman, too.

  • Lou: I actually laughed out loud. Loudly. And maybe snorted a little.

  • HM: lavender and seafoam, coming your way.

  • Maria: He already said, I'm Yours, to me. Duh.

  • SingleParentDad: A lot better line than, "would you like to be my BabyDaddy? Yes?"

  • Oooh...can I be on the guest list? That vision is lovely...hope you find you a boy real quick (that's worth it).

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  • and where will you blissful newlyweds honeymoon?

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  • You might be ready, but can he handle you? Good luck with the search. I think Hockeyman would look peachy in fairy wings too.

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  • I'm amused and only slightly disturbed by Hockeyman's comment. If he's a bridesmaid, I'm crashin' your wedding!!!

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  • I'm gonna look so damn hot in my bridesmaid dress.

    And uh, you'll look pretty too. I know it. *smooch*

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  • Why, God? Why? You have fucked with me all my life and now that things are winding down, you're starting up all over again. This is so not fair. Do I go prancing vestal virgins up and down in front of you, taunting you, saying, "Here you go God, Look at what YOU CAN'T HAVE"? Do I do that? No. I don't. So why you gotta mess with me? Huh?

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