On being a girl
Posted on November 10, 2008
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I think I need a boyfriend. It’s getting to dire straights, here, folks.
I’ve been tweezing my eyebrows and putting on concealer. And gah, even bathing. What the hell is up with that?
Additionally, I find myself lusting over media coverage of tech events, musical showcases and the like, hopeful to find a glimpse of my future husband.
I just possibly might be considering whitening my teeth in preparation of the upcoming nuptials.
I, for sure, already know who my bridesmaids will be and that they will be wearing fairy-inspired dresses when I walk down a candle-lit path in my Grecian goddess-inspired gown. That the flowers woven into my cascadingly curled hair will be purple and my makeup will be the definition of dewy. The beach, with it’s moonlit waves, will be so peaceful and the sand warm under my bare feet.
Yup, I’ve got it all figured out. For, you know, when I get a boyfriend.
Probably just as moody:
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I’ll send you the next sucker, I mean winner, I meet.
Visit A Whole Lot of Nothing to read…I’m Marrying a Woman
Teeeheeee… THAT is all.
Visit OHmommy to read…Quack you my middle child!
Nerd WIN
Visit BusyDad to read…Headlines from Times Square
hehheh. You’re a GIRL. You said it.
Visit VDog to read…Finally Some Photos
Buahahahaha! I think that was the funniest post you’ve written. Damn, I never lol at the internet. Hurry up, find your man…I wanna help you plan this candlelit beach shindig. Or you can plan mine ;)You could be a successful wedding planner with that vision alone!
Visit Huckdoll to read…Cuttin’ It Close
My husband’s youngest brother is available… and hot. But don’t tell my husband I said that LOL.
Visit MamaWise to read…Becoming a Real Housewife of Ohio
lol… perhaps I wouldn’t recommend revealing these plans to the lucky guy on the first date…
Do you have the engagement ring picked out too?
Visit Mrs. Kitty to read…The encounter
and you have just reminded me I have a unibrow..ugh..
and i want dibs on taking the pictures and all of the nuptials.
Visit Kim to read…Four years, 47 Days
lol! i love it.
you create your own reality… believe it, and it will happen.
Visit vancityrockgirl to read…we’re all stars now, in the dope show.
Huckdoll: I think I’d only be successful if everyone wanted the exact same wedding. Then, really, I’d just be bitchy, since everyone had MY wedding.
MamaWise: Free Spirits need not apply. Unless you know, they don’t want to be free, anymore
Jess: Maybe I should consider going on a date, before I consider what to say on it. Ooh, or what to wear!
Mrs. Kitty: a white gold band, with a square-cut sapphire in a princess setting. Maybe.
Kim: oh, you’ll be there, but only if you promise to wear a sarong and leather-strapped sandals. (it’s my fantasy, just go with it)
VCRG: Damn skippy. Now, where did Jason Mraz go?
‘I’ve tweezerd my brows and I’ve even bathed, now I’m ready for my happy-ever-after.’
Now that would be a sweet pick up line.
Visit SingleParentDad to read…Boys Will Be Boys
Heehhh. I’m sure he’s preparing as well.
Visit Maria to read…For Your Information:
Ooo Ooo Can I be a bridesmaid? I want to wear fairy wings!
Why, God? Why? You have fucked with me all my life and now that things are winding down, you’re starting up all over again. This is so not fair. Do I go prancing vestal virgins up and down in front of you, taunting you, saying, “Here you go God, Look at what YOU CAN’T HAVE”? Do I do that? No. I don’t. So why you gotta mess with me? Huh?
Visit lceel to read…Happy Birthday, Marines
I’m gonna look so damn hot in my bridesmaid dress.
And uh, you’ll look pretty too. I know it. *smooch*
Visit Miss to read…What’s it called when you pimp yourself?
I’m amused and only slightly disturbed by Hockeyman’s comment. If he’s a bridesmaid, I’m crashin’ your wedding!!!
Visit Colleen - Mommy Always Wins to read…I’m an over-worrier
You might be ready, but can he handle you? Good luck with the search. I think Hockeyman would look peachy in fairy wings too.
Visit Tara R. to read…Providing Mojo communicates in the affirmative
and where will you blissful newlyweds honeymoon?
Visit expensive mistakes cheap thrills (ExMi) to read…Top Ten Tuesdays
Oooh…can I be on the guest list? That vision is lovely…hope you find you a boy real quick (that’s worth it).
Visit Ashley to read…The good, the bad, the nasty.
SingleParentDad: A lot better line than, “would you like to be my BabyDaddy? Yes?”
Maria: He already said, I’m Yours, to me. Duh.
HM: lavender and seafoam, coming your way.
Lou: I actually laughed out loud. Loudly. And maybe snorted a little.
TaraR: He’d have to be certifiable. Hockeyman, too.
Exmi: Hmmm. good question. somewhere warm, but not too much so, where we can lounge nakedly on a porch while he serenades me with a guitar. Or maybe New York?
I trust you’ll be posting pictures, right?
Visit Erin to read…HARSHNESS (and light)
Would you like me to put you on match.com? I did it for my brother. Although he said all he met were trainwrecks. Yet, that did not stop him from screwing them. Ahhemmm….
Visit conversemomma to read…I Am Done With You Now
Perfection for me wasn’t found until after I hit 38, No I’m not saying the wait is forever. Just the right guy needed to be mellowed out to the point when he sees me at my worst, he still goes gagga over me.
The wedding is indeed a fairytale. Hope it does comes true…(Hugs)Indigo
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good luck with that. if the marriage is anything like the planning, it will be spectacular!
Visit raino to read…Again. I chickened out!
Indigo: Aw. Thank you.
raino: especially if it’s a shotgun wedding, I figure
boyfriends aren’t worth all that work, girl
Visit flutter to read…wherein she loses all of her readers due to the lack of war paint
Well, I would look lovely in a fairy-inspired dress, you know that right? Right.
You will find Mr. Right. I have faith that we all will some day. Now quite sure how, but we will.
In the meantime, you got me!