Random Smoking Thoughts #3

Posted on September 8, 2008
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If we evolved from monkeys, as is evidenced by our very comparable DNA and analogous (he he anal-o-gus) structures, does that mean that some humans are less evolved and more like our most recent ancestors?

For instance, that whole hair on the hands thing. No, not your palms, Xbox, the backs of them. Some people have it and some don’t.

Some people have really flexible joints and the ability to hang forever from the bars at the school yard - upside down (ahem).

Some have fingertips that brush just above their knees when they walk.

And then there’s me: my tailbone is so evident, it pokes a toilet seat when I sit down. I don’t even have to look for it to know that it used to be a tail, centuries ago.

And most people I know? Have an ass that hides that tail, or just don’t have a tail (circa sometime a looooong time ago, AC). And their hairy hands don’t hang onto gym apparatuses (apparatii?) for hours on end, when not grazing their knees.

And you know, sometimes my tail totally fucks up my day. Cuz there’s nothing worse than being interrupted mid-plurk by a coccyx that is aching so bad from sitting in one spot for hours, you almost want to have someone remove it.

So, does that mean I’m less evolved than you?

Probably just as moody:

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20 Responses to “Random Smoking Thoughts #3”

  1. Miss on September 8th, 2008 9:15 pm

    I dunno but tails are fucking HAWT.

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  2. Red Lotus Mama on September 8th, 2008 9:43 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Does it wag when you get excited?

  3. Natalie on September 8th, 2008 9:50 pm

    So, I’m the opposite of flexible and I am here to tell you that evolution sucks. I want a tail and flexibility.

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  4. VDog on September 8th, 2008 10:29 pm

    Does that mean my large tail covering makes me evolutionarily superior??

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  5. Xbox4NappyRash on September 8th, 2008 11:27 pm

    I love me some hairy hands.

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  6. OHmommy on September 9th, 2008 5:16 am

    What ARE you smoking? Tails are hot and being hot hurts, at times. It is the price you pay.

    LOL. Now I will be thinking about tails all day long. ;)

  7. Hockeyman on September 9th, 2008 6:40 am

    OMG….Red Lotus Mama’s comment took all my thoughts away. That was some funny shit RLM!!!

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  8. Vic @ Glowstars on September 9th, 2008 7:04 am

    I think I’d struggle to find a tail with the size of my arse!

  9. Darkchocolate on September 9th, 2008 8:09 am

    Hey. I am newish here. I read your blog about 7pm and got sorta hooked. I am not a single mom but I have loads of friend some of whom are single parents. its a hell of a job . You seem to be on top of it so kudos to you.

    I will be back :)

  10. Rightmyer Rants on September 9th, 2008 10:23 am

    LOL!!!

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  11. MomBabe on September 9th, 2008 11:43 am

    Yes, most definitely less evolved than moi. he-he-he!

  12. Jordan on September 9th, 2008 1:32 pm

    This is whence the term “throwbacks” originates. If you enjoy this type o thought, watch the BBC series Connections and Connections2 by James Burke.

    From someone who is ambidexterous, doubble jointed, has a 190 degree field of vision, ADD and prehensile toes. Not to mention hair everywhere and a grandfather with unopposable thumbs.

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  13. lceel on September 9th, 2008 3:27 pm

    It just means you’re more of an aimal. Which is incredibly sex-ay.

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  14. Sandy (Momisodes) on September 9th, 2008 4:10 pm

    I have the same problem. But I’ve evolved to have extra padding to support (way too much support). I’d say having the tail is hot! It intensifies our primal instincts ;)
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  15. Ashley on September 9th, 2008 5:20 pm

    Who says that just because some people evolve in some ways, they are more evolved in other ways? Smoke your….on that thought :)
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  16. Tara R. on September 10th, 2008 2:25 pm

    That is a mental image that will last me for days. Thanks for the distraction.

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  17. jyl @ mommygossip on September 10th, 2008 7:16 pm

    My friend really was born with a tail. It was about 3/4-inches long. They had to cut it off when she was about 4. Even though tails are hot, this one was a little too noticeable. Now, she’s just a hottie with a story.

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  18. Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on September 11th, 2008 10:00 am

    Still laughing at RLM…

  19. Mrs. Kitty on September 11th, 2008 10:14 am

    Girl my tail bone hurts ALL.THE.TIME. if I sit too long, especially in a car. Mr. Cat doesn’t get it and thinks I’m weird. Heh.

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  20. bejewell on September 11th, 2008 1:24 pm

    Does this mean we can now legitimately call you a “fine piece of tail”?

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