On being inked

Tonight, I find my mind wandering in a million different directions. Concern, contentment, panic, obsession, laze, disinterest – it’s all going on tonight.

But here’s the most prevalent thing I will discuss. The Jason Mraz concert that I’m supposed to hit up with my friend(s) is on November 8th. I’m there. Doods, I’m so there, I’m there alone, if need be. But trying to get two or more tickets together and I’m in the nosebleeds. I’m thinking of having to buy separate seats and see if people will let us cuddle.

And then there’s this contest they’re doing, where you can win two free tickets and passes to a meet and greet. You know, I’m totally down with buying tickets to a meet and greet. But do you think I can find any info on one, all over the internets? Nope.

Hey Natalie, do you have any suggestions for how I can get my ass in there, so I’m that much closer to seeing his ass, in person?

Also, given that he’s this raw foodist hippy, what would be the variety of slutting it up that I might have to go to, to end up with my ankles around his neck?

Yes, I know, I just left the mommy blog spectrum, all together.

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  • Al_Pal
    Nice tat! I'm still contemplating my first. :P
  • cool- i like the ink! and a concert to look forward to... awesome!

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  • Totally digg'n the tat. And wowzers, I had to recheck to make sure that was your ARM and not the back of your LEG, cause it was so long. LOL.

    And if you do get to grope the Mraz, you know you have to spill it ALL girl. ALL OF IT. ;)

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  • Uh, Mommies do the feet around the neck thing, too, so I'd say you're still in the spectrum. Others just may not want to admit it.
  • LOVE the tattoo. The font is beautiful :)

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  • Looks great! and HAWT DAMN! you have long forearms! hahahaha

    Hmm...maybe you could bring some gourmet raw food to the meet n greet? ;)

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  • I love the tat. It is beautiful. As for enticing raw food hippies, I should know I married one. Maybe you could just douse your vjay-jay in patchouli, that should do the trick. Hippies love patchouli.
    Peace out!

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  • Lovin' the ink.

    Lovin' the ankles. Spicin' up mommy bloggin' one post at a time, I see . . . why we love you, you know :)

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  • Nice tat. I read your reasons for getting it. Makes it an even nicer tat.

    I wish I had women trying to think of ways to get their ankles around MY neck. That must be so cool.

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  • do you know what record label he's on?
    i can talk to some people and see what i can do.
    the good news is that if they're giving away a meet and greet... that means there IS a meet and greet. and once that is on the table, it's not too hard to worm into it usually... usually. i don't know how popular this guy is... (not really familiar, sorry)

    anyways. rad tattoo. i love the symmetry.
  • I love it.
  • LOVE the ink. Makes me want another... Just don't know where, what, or how.

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  • He wont be able to resist ya babe! You is teh hawtness.

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  • Great tatt, babe!

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  • I love the new tat! And, I have no clue about slutting it up. Wish I did. Then maybe...wait. nevermind.

    (Good luck)
  • Nice. I think it's missing an ë though. I'm just sayin'...

    Mraz is taken. By me of course. Who do you think 'I'm Yours' is for? Pshaw. But you can borrow him.

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  • Nice work, you have really long arms!

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  • oh totally still in the mommy blogging realm. ankles around neck...for sure. that's what all mommys do. right? actually...it's my fingers around necks...and not is an ankle around neck sort of way...if you catch my drift.
    love the tattoo. it's beautiful.
    good luck in your slutting endeavor.
    xo

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  • I LOVE your new tattoo.

    And am so very very jealous.

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  • I am fairly sure, from what I've been told, that the ankles around the neck lead directly to the mommy bloggin'. You're still good. :)

    Hot tat, by the way.

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