And finally, an announcement
The shirt contest. You had some funny fill-ins for my blank. Some honest ones. Some bold imaginations. And here’s the final points tally:
Sarah – 19
Miss – 16
Mr. Lady – 23
Ashley – 18
Hockeyman – 18
Colleen – 13
A Whole Lot of Nothing – 17
Secret Agent Mama – 17
Red Food Colouring – 15
The Planet of Janet – 22
Vancityrockgirl – 18
Eve Grey – 17
Maria – 19
For those who are not finding the pattern automatically in the numbers – rent Pi; and hold off on your Mensa application (pattern recognition is a sign of high genius, I’m not just being a snarky bitch) – and celebrate Mr. Lady’s triumphant win. Sarah, Janet and Maria, I need your addresses too, for a consolation prize!
Thanks for playing, kids.
Speaking of playing…
A cautionary tale.
Please promise me that you will never see something wrong with your theme or blog platform and go, “Hey, you know what? I’m just going to reinstall Wordpress and then restore my shit and it will all work out wonderfully.”
Because, if you’re me, it won’t and your entire blog will disappear. All 207 posts, five pages, 23 categories, and 2011 comments. And you will stuck in a tiny, over-crowded apartment with a toddler who hasn’t napped and has attempted to live her last 24 hours solely on chocolate, candy and juice. And you might just lose your shit a little.
But then, say you were to ignore my advice, hopefully a knight in shining armour would be online and you could hand him whatever identity he needed, to wherever and BAM! He will have fixed it. Personally, I find that much more romantic than flowers. A man that can fix my blog.
Wait. I take that back. I’m going to declare myself an eFeminist. Ya, that’s it…
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Dood. I thought I was so witty and creative. Guess the blog karma police didnt appreciate you not appreciating my comedic talent. Either that, or I have none. Yea… I’ll go with that.
Misss last blog post..Just shut up already!
O.M.G.
*swoons* *drools* *bows down* (over the chocolate, candy and juice, of course)
You’re one lucky biatch
Huckdolls last blog post..Woke Up And…
Fuckin’ A, yo.
Mr Ladys last blog post..Welcome Back, Kotter
Yay for hockeyman, any chance he could turn queer and save me when I screw up mine?
Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..From the bunker
Just glad to see you’re back online! Anytime you need help, I’ll be there.
Hockeymans last blog post..Where is that off switch?
Well thank you for the 13 points – I think you were being generous.
Pattern shmattern. Its Monday, eeeeaaaarrrrly and I need more coffee. At this point in my day I’m just happy I can read.
Huckdoll: I’m totally trying to steal your eBoyfriend away with candy, chocolate and juice. And technical problems.
Xbox: I’m pretty sure he wasn’t helping me for any sort of ass, so regardless of straight status, he’d probably help you. Since he’s just THAT nice, it seems.
I’m mad. I don’t want no consolation prize. Fucking Mr. Lady. FUCKING MR LADY!!!! GODDAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!
Ok, now that I’m done whining about my horrible, horrible loss – I’m so glad you got your blog back!! Thank you Hockeyman!
I’ll email you my address in a moment. Thanks.
Marias last blog post..No one wants the lil’ black kid.
Colleen: So if you’d had coffee on a Tuesday afternoon, you’d be sending in your application?
Ya, me too!
Maria: I think a consolation prize is better. Like, not having the responsibility of handing off the shirt to someone else better. Plus it’s from me, personally, so you know it’ll be all cool and personal and shit.
So, did you notice this problem on Friday? Because I noticed (with IE) that some Wordpress pages weren’t opening (including mine). It’s since been fixed.
Ho-lee SNAP! broke da blawg!?!?!? Yikes!
Glad it’s all better now!
And WHEEE! Mr Lady gets the shirt!
VDogs last blog post..Weekly Winners ~ First Week of August
Aren’t I a lucky lucky girl?
A Whole Lot of Hoochs last blog post..Rub Up, I Mean Off, On Me
I emailed you!
Congrats to Shan!
Sarahs last blog post..Dear You
eFeminist.
Love it. YAY for the knight. I love your platform, don’t go changing on me. Again. I get easily confused.
ohmommys last blog post..Why must they grow? I might as well brag.
Awww man, I wanted to win.. Waaaahhhhhh.. But, Mr. Lady won so all is good.
I am lust with those cupcakes.
Eve Greys last blog post..And you know that she’s half crazy But that’s why you want to be there
Thank you so much for your participation with the Travelling T-shirt, especially considering everything else you have going on right now.
You did a great job!
Lightenings last blog post..Who Can’t Spell?
Interesting how people see somethings the same