Oh, the whoring.

Posted on July 24, 2008
Filed Under girly girl, why did i do that? |

Do you remember the contest Sarcastic Mom had? The one where my boobs came in fourth place? Well, first place got a teeshirt. That teeshirt moved along to VDog. And then, it came to ME. And I have, since first seeing my rack on Sarcastic Mom’s blog, had a contest planned in my mind for how to pass along the teeshirt.

But, just in case there isn’t a lot of want for the shirt (or the chance to win money at the end of the year), or you guys don’t want to see me whore it up…I’m polling you. Leave a comment telling me if I should go forward with the following:

The fine print:

I will not have Isobel will me, so there will not be any anti-mommy-esque male deflection. I will only do this for two hours, because my self esteem has a limit. I will most likely have a wingwoman, who will vouch for my extreme embarassment and take pictures of it. I will not approach smelly, drunk, crazy homeless men to participate.

You do know that I could get the poop kicked out of me for trying to engage boys (on the beach, in a bikini) by their girlfriends, right?

If I don’t get an asston of ‘I’ll enter, just to see you do it,’ kind of comments, the show’s off and I’ll hand the shirt off to whomever I may have heard wanted it.

So, uh, let me know, eh?

Betcha thought I was going to do a post about Isobel’s bday tomorrow and all of the wonderfulness of the past two years. Well, it turns out that: a) HOOHmommy‘s first born is also a July 25ther (they’re getting married) and I’m not even going to attempt to top it or equal it or pale against it til tomorrow; and b) it’s tomorrow, so I’m waiting til tomorrow and c) I don’t have much of a clue what to say, yet.

Updated to add: But still, even though we’re not all up in birthday stuffs, right yet…go see this. Miss has started something awesome. Submit. I dare ya.

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Comments

31 Responses to “Oh, the whoring.”

  1. Shamelessly Sassy on July 24th, 2008 10:51 pm

    I’ll enter.

    Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..ToothFairy FAIL

  2. Red Lotus Mama on July 24th, 2008 11:06 pm

    Um … yeah I want to hear/see you attempt to get men into that shirt!

  3. Latte Mommy on July 24th, 2008 11:10 pm

    Hilarious. You are one crazy chick.

    Latte Mommy’s last blog post..Distraction with a Capital D

  4. liza on July 24th, 2008 11:31 pm

    Sounds like a plan to me! LOL

  5. Mr Lady on July 24th, 2008 11:31 pm

    Waving my hand in the air, too.

    Mr Lady’s last blog post..Avoidance Behavior

  6. Miss on July 24th, 2008 11:38 pm

    I am so down for that!! LOL

    Such a whore.

    Miss’s last blog post..Haha

  7. Lightening on July 25th, 2008 12:59 am

    Sounds like a fabulous idea to me!!! :) Obviously I won’t enter but I will watch with interest. I LOVE the pink!!!!

    And if VDog is reading this - I’m so sorry I haven’t left a comment on your blog. I’ve tried many times but I’m having trouble with bloggers pop-up windows. :(
    Lightening’s last blog post..Define Rational

  8. Karen MEG on July 25th, 2008 5:43 am

    Wow,you go, brave girl!

    Karen MEG’s last blog post..“I wanna be a rock star”

  9. Hockeyman on July 25th, 2008 6:33 am

    I say go for it and I will guess 17. But I also guess an over 80% success rate for wearing the shirt.

    Hockeyman’s last blog post..Awkward Moment

  10. Ashley on July 25th, 2008 8:25 am

    Lol so all I have to do is guess? I’ll enter :)
    Ashley’s last blog post..What Dreams May Come…

  11. Rightmyer Rants on July 25th, 2008 8:25 am

    You’re braver than me - go for it!

    Rightmyer Rants’s last blog post..Fun Friday - Test Your Geek Factor

  12. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 8:49 am

    LM: Like a fox, right? RIGGGGGHHHHT?

  13. Don Mills Diva on July 25th, 2008 8:50 am

    You go girl - behind you all the way.

    BTW - I checked out hat bikini post and you look amazing!

    Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..Privacy? Schmivacy.

  14. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 8:51 am

    MrLady: So, what you’re saying is that you volunteer to put on a bikini, too? Sweet.

  15. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 8:51 am

    Hockeyman: Yes, I was totally 17. And 80%! That’s some confidence you have in me.

  16. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 8:54 am

    Awwww. Thanks, DMD. Have you been drinking, already, this early in the day?

  17. BusyDad on July 25th, 2008 9:17 am

    I vote the whore route. I always do. You can’t beat whoring on a beach.

    BusyDad’s last blog post..Still Reeling

  18. Kim on July 25th, 2008 9:45 am

    Happy Birthday ZJ (little one.. )

    And I will second the “you are brave” comment..

    Kim’s last blog post..Some Milk a Three Year Old & Nuts

  19. Bradie on July 25th, 2008 10:59 am

    Totally in.

    Bradie’s last blog post..Thursdays Thoughts

  20. A Whole Lot of Nothing on July 25th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!
    Whore!

    Is that offensive?

    A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Did Someone Say Free Stuff?

  21. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 7:52 pm

    BusyDad: You think whoring on a beach is beat out by whoring on a corner? (remembers that for the future)

  22. Zoeyjane on July 25th, 2008 7:52 pm

    Hooch: Takes one to know one :P

  23. Sandy (Momisodes) on July 25th, 2008 8:16 pm

    Nods, yes.

    Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..Love Is Colorblind

  24. VDog on July 25th, 2008 10:16 pm

    That would make it ALLL worth it. hahahaha

    luvs ya, babe. have fun with it!!

    And PS I turned off the pop up comment housejob. heh

    VDog’s last blog post..The Adventures of Carl, Roaming Flyswatter (WHAT? He’s not a real person??)

  25. Sarcastic Mom on July 26th, 2008 12:15 am

    DO IT.

    Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Because you want to get inside my brain more often, right?

  26. red food colouring on July 26th, 2008 6:42 am

    i’m looking forward to these pics. you should def do it.

  27. Mrs. Kitty on July 26th, 2008 12:31 pm

    Dude, I can’t WAIT to see you and Huckdoll capture some funny moments with crazy guys on the beach. Oh yes…….

    Mrs. Kitty’s last blog post..My heaven sent husband

  28. Zoeyjane on July 26th, 2008 12:38 pm

    VDog: which pop up do you mean?!

  29. Zoeyjane on July 26th, 2008 12:38 pm

    Lotus: I heard you say that with an accent. Guess whose?

  30. Zoeyjane on July 26th, 2008 12:39 pm

    MrsKitty: It should be…interesting. Of course, with no sunshine, I’ll be resigned to putting on whorey makeup and flashing my cleavage.

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