Oh, the whoring.

Do you remember the contest Sarcastic Mom had? The one where my boobs came in fourth place? Well, first place got a teeshirt. That teeshirt moved along to VDog. And then, it came to ME. And I have, since first seeing my rack on Sarcastic Mom’s blog, had a contest planned in my mind for how to pass along the teeshirt.

But, just in case there isn’t a lot of want for the shirt (or the chance to win money at the end of the year), or you guys don’t want to see me whore it up…I’m polling you. Leave a comment telling me if I should go forward with the following:

• Remember what I look like in a bikini? Apparently, for some god forsaken reason, it’s appealing to some.
• I will take that Lightening Online teeshirt to the beach. In my bikini. This weekend.
• For two hours, I will ask every man I see if he will put on the teeshirt and let me take a photo of him.
• The person who guesses the correct number of men (Price is Right rules, folks) will win the shirt.

The fine print:

I will not have Isobel will me, so there will not be any anti-mommy-esque male deflection. I will only do this for two hours, because my self esteem has a limit. I will most likely have a wingwoman, who will vouch for my extreme embarassment and take pictures of it. I will not approach smelly, drunk, crazy homeless men to participate.

You do know that I could get the poop kicked out of me for trying to engage boys (on the beach, in a bikini) by their girlfriends, right?

If I don’t get an asston of ‘I’ll enter, just to see you do it,’ kind of comments, the show’s off and I’ll hand the shirt off to whomever I may have heard wanted it.

So, uh, let me know, eh?

Betcha thought I was going to do a post about Isobel’s bday tomorrow and all of the wonderfulness of the past two years. Well, it turns out that: a) HOOHmommy‘s first born is also a July 25ther (they’re getting married) and I’m not even going to attempt to top it or equal it or pale against it til tomorrow; and b) it’s tomorrow, so I’m waiting til tomorrow and c) I don’t have much of a clue what to say, yet.

Updated to add: But still, even though we’re not all up in birthday stuffs, right yet…go see this. Miss has started something awesome. Submit. I dare ya.

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