What do you people want from me?

That sounded very rude, didn’t it?

What I mean to say is this…um, in all humbleness and such…

I’m getting more traffic and comments. I feel the need to start some sort of a ‘you comment, I follow’ deal, but, uh…I also can’t stand it when someone only leaves me a comment after I leave them one, you know? Obvious as fuck that they really aren’t into me and are just being polite. Cuz if you were into me, you’dve subscribed and we’d trade witty emails back and forth or be on each others IM thingies while talking about pron on plurk.

So. Let’s rehash.

I have poor time management (thank you, Plurk), low motivation during normal waking hours, a child who will spontaneously not sleep or throw shit at me while she’s awake and I love your comments. And even though I blogged for 3.5 years with 0-5 comments on almost every single post and would continue to do so, I’m pretty much loving the days I get near (or a few times, I think, above) 20.

I want to reply to you. I want to encourage you all to come back, with my amazing wit (and rack). I want to speak to people who aren’t on Plurk. (WTF aren’t you on Plurk?) I want a banana split.

Mostly, I’m just wondering, since I’m that person who forgets to check blogs back for responses – does anyone dig that? Or should I just install that little plugin that will allow me to respond both on here AND it will be emailed to you?

One more thing…who wants in on the Petite Anglaise goes around the world thing I’m setting up?

Leave one, at the beep.

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  • Natalie: I think we're using the same plugin and I can totally see what you meant about the comment #s. Now I just look like I'm trying to inflate my #s! And I totally get what you're saying about authentic readers. That's what I want too, really.
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  • Eve: Petite Anglaise is an English blogger living in France. She had an affair with one of her commenters at one point, left her husband...dramaz. And wrote a book about it. A cannot-put-it-down book. Want in on the book tour?
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  • Mishi: The more, the merrier?
  • RR: Awwww. Sweet. Thank you. That made me feel all gooshey inside. Email me if you want an invite to Plurk, it's a great way to lose three days.
  • Dark Chocolate: Email me if you want an invite to Plurk. It's like...msn messenger on crack.
  • Kim: Without the tics and finger burns, right?
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