Comments on: It’s Pouring, In Here

By: kelly

kelly — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:19:10 +0000

My little fuckers, I mean darlings sleep with us, or us with them. I've been known to wake up with a plastic wheel print on my ass after sleeping in Jack's race-car toddler bed. But I never complain because I know I am the one who wrecked them.
Good luck!

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By: TRACI

TRACI — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:51:23 +0000

Amazing isn’t it that with all the brilliance out there nobody has the book about breaking that kids sleep issues. I totally rocked the family bed. Not because I was hippy mom, but because everyone slept and nobody cried. So what if I still fight my 6 year old back? They won’t do it forever.

Thanks for the read!

By: Huckdoll

Huckdoll — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:11:07 +0000

Is she doing better now? The poop and all? Yikes, sounds like she literally shit a chicken….sorry…so wrong. I’d have died. ((HUGS))

Hugs on the sleep, too. I seriously don’t know how you do it. One night with Callie in the bed, 2 hours sleep, I cried. I bitched day. You’re a solider, girl.

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By: Evi

Evi — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:53:14 +0000

SWER. Okay. Really, I am going to bed now. Thanks for today. I owe you (an entire bottle of vodka). Evi's last blog post..How I Met Your Mother :: Slapsgiving

By: Evi

Evi — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:32:48 +0000

I can't wait to smother the poo monster, and her exhausted mother, with my luffs ... and my rack. Evi's last blog post..Arts & Crafts :: Not for the children

By: melissa

melissa — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:22:55 +0000

i remember having to stick thermometers up my kids butts…just to help get the poop out!! and…bleeding diaper rash…my 4 y/o ALWAYS had one!
my oldest son was the only good sleeper i EVER gave birth to. he would go in his crib, pass out for three hours, play with his toys in his crib for an hour…and, that was just a nap. bedtime…8. wake up at 7. have breakfast. play go out etc…nap at 1…repeat!
but then…i had my daughter. and, my illusion of perfect babies was destroyed. but…then i had my 3rd child. and, my illusion of not so perfect babies was destroyed…i had given birth to the devil himself!!
so…my point. sorry, no advice over here. none of those sleep methods worked for me. i still have a kid that won’t sleep through the night. i’m almost 40 and due to sleep deprivation, i’m aging at an accelerated pace…i’m about to turn 90 on my 39th birthday. so…no advice. i just thought i would stop by and say hello. hello!!

By: Eve Grey

Eve Grey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:13:09 +0000

My daughter is 8 & she woke me up last night cuz she was scared...AND she sleeps with her little brothers cuz she's scared. She slept like an angel until she got afraid at about age 5. Go figure. It annoys me big time. Eve Grey's last blog post..Bronzed Goddess

By: Tara R.

Tara R. — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:18:27 +0000

Wow... that was so weird... can't imagine what caused the whole alien poop thing. The sleep issue, I guess I was luckier than I originally thought, had nothing like that go on... night terrors with one, but she out grew that by the time she was 3. Good luck! Tara R.'s last blog post..A word from our sponsors

By: kelly

kelly — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:17:59 +0000

My little fuckers, I mean darlings sleep with us, or us with them. I've been known to wake up with a plastic wheel print on my ass after sleeping in Jack's race-car toddler bed. But I never complain because I know I am the one who wrecked them. Good luck! kelly's last blog post..Watch Out! My Baby Girl Is A Ninja

By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:15:35 +0000

That. Fucking. Sucks.

All of it. Wanna come to the ER with me next time I go? Seriously, you had me at still kind of in her butt, or whatever that was. My eyes, they burn! I would have Freaked. the fuck. Out.

As for the sleeping, dude, my kids sucked ass. All of them. I got into a fist fight with a one year old once over it. I’ll tell you that story some other time.

I thought I was going to die. We did everything “right”, too. I just caved and pulled them into bed with me, which wasn’t MUCH better, but it bought me, like, 20 extra minutes or something.

I still wish I hadn’t done it, but honestly the transition back and the subsequent ‘Don’t you dare on pain of death even THINK about coming in here’ foot-putting-down wasn’t as awful or hard as I thought it would be. They were, like, THREE or something, but it was ok I guess.

That was as helpful as giving a blind man glasses, wasn’t it? Sorry. I just WAY sympathize.

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