Hollywood has come calling. They want to make a movie of your life story! Uhuh. When I signed up for this fun Monday project at From the Planet of Janet, I was totally unprepared for the emotional blind siding I’d get today, but alas, the show must go on, however B movie it is…
Cast:
The hockey-loving Canuck Elisha Cuthbert, as moi.
The humpable Eminem (circa 8 mile), as JDawg:
The Rockstar ex, as himself (10 points and a make out session to anyone who can guess which one was mine):
The Plot:
Moi, a recovered bad seed and Rockstar Ex, a former momma’s boy turned metal god are teenagers and fall in love. They think with their hearts and pants, going against the norm only to end up separate on two different paths. Enter the JDawg character a year later, the quintessential bad boy attracted to the now once again badass girl.
The pattern repeats but since JDawg is a bad boy completely resistant to change and Moi is a constantly reforming character, the inevitable clashes take place, both in and outside of the bedroom. These clashes culminate into a relationship entirely based upon a heightened sex life and a depressive relationship out of the bedroom. Exit JDawg.
Re-enter Rockstar Ex, older and wiser. Not as close to his mother and the quintessential zen musician – all about music, yoga and living a healthy lifestyle. He doesn’t have time for relationships, but still feels a huge connection to Moi.
But so does JDawg.
Moi bounces between JDawg and Rockstar Ex, sure she’s not supposed to feel anything for either of them, yet is pulled between the two constantly. In the end, she must decided which one to not be with the most.
Release Notes:
Straight to the Restricted section of your local video store.
See the other players here.
