Three Pounds of Butter Chicken

February 27th, 2008 | daily drama, let's be friends

I don’t know how you people do it. I am not getting shit done and it’s once again past 1am and now I’m satisfied that all my buzzing is done and my emailing and my blogging (k, after this) and my googling. Seriously, what did I accomplish today?

Nothing at all like housework or cooking (well, unless throwing three pounds of chicken in the crock pot with some sauce counts). I guess an accomplishment was the procurement of industrial strength awesome product and leave in conditioner, on sale. Or that Isobel got to have a bath tonight. And had all of her nails cut. All 20 of them. Without a fight.

Sometimes, she surprises me.

But back to the point at hand. Wait, does that even make sense? Point. At. Hand. Hmmm. Anyways, again.

I am being productive for blogging in reference to mommy-ville. I’m being productive enough in feeding us, which is in direct correlation with Isobel’s new found eating pickiness. But I’ve not tackled any of my huge months’ old projects or even the newer smaller ones. Bookkeeping? I don’t know what you’re talking about cuz I’m obviously not a bookkeeper, if you judge by how much I’ve done. I’ve been ignoring my other blog. I’ve been talking a lot to a lot of friends, which has been pretty nice. I’ve had a drink three nights in a row.

Therefore, at 100 pounds, I’ve had a buzz three nights in a row.

So seriously, how do you do it? Keep up with everyone and everything? Especially some of you, in stillettos.

I also just wanna say thank you to everyone for the compliments. I felt all girly and wonderful and unlesbian and then clouds were under my feet and deer walked right up to me, in downtown Vancity, to nuzzle me. Or something kind of similar but with more Starbucks and less romance.

angel

i dunno how people do it either...
Latte Mommy

I've given up trying to figure out how everyone else gets it all done. No one seems to be able to tell me. Instead, I've decided to just keep letting it all slide. Until one of my children gets lost under a pile of dirty laundry...

Hell, I'm having fun with the blogging and the buzz and stuff. Isn't that all that really matters in the end?
Huckdoll

I don't know, I'm drowning in blog stuff. I wish it were my job....I wish I had an in-home nanny to watch the girls/clean/cook while I do blog stuff. It would be the perfect world.
Angela

Thanks for the welcome at the Buzz! I tried to comment at your cr8Buzz site, but had trouble, so I stopped over here to say hello.

I relate on every level with this: I haven't prepared a real meal in weeks, I weigh just a little more than you & enjoy a healthy buzz with one glass of wine. Give me some tequila and, well, I won't go there on my first comment.

Stillettos??? That was a loooong time ago! My girls wear my stillettos with their dress-up clothes and they can't imagine that I EVER wore them on my own feet. Oh. My. God.
kelly

You drink in moderation and I just worship you in excess. 100 pounds, really? I am fed-exing you a chocolate cake to be eaten in one sitting with a spoon.
vancityrockgirl

okay first. t-shirt hell rules my world. i've bought far too many shirts as gifts for people on there. last year i also ordered the wrapping paper with jesus on the crucifix with ornaments and lights hanging off him. classic.
money very well spent in my opinion, lol.

second, i envy your easy drunk. big time.
on friday night at the kingston i drank 7 strongbows. the waitress was like, "holy shit, i can't believe you drank 7 and are still totally coherant. if you just got here i wouldn't have even known you'd had a single drink tonight"
and as i paid my $72 bill, i hung my head. it costs me way way too much to get wasted at the bar these days.
Stacey @ Real World Mom

If I somehow manage to keep up with one thing, that means that several other things are being neglected. It's tough. I've been feeling pretty overwhelmed, pretty often lately. So, I try to remind myself of even the littlest of things I manage to accomplish (like washing the sink full of dishes).
melbs1969

hey...i never, ever, ever get anything done around here...and, i'm barefoot. but...i do visit my bloggy friends...and, that's quite an accomplishment. sadly, my poor family is wearing dirty underwear and are all starving to death...but, my blog friends are getting some lovin!!!
xoxo
Di

If I weighed 100 pounds, I would mention that in EVERY BLOG POST I EVER WROTE!!!!

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