When 1am Comes Calling, Don’t
Posted on February 12, 2008
Filed Under confessions of a confessaholic, why did i do that? |
Do a breast exam. Because if you find something suspicious and hard and decidedly lumpy and it hurts like the first week of breastfeeding did, no one’s awake to talk you down from the Helena Bonham Carter Fight Club moment of thinking, “my tit is going to rot off.” Just heed my warning.
Plus, you’ll have the joy of the morning coming and the other disaster you’ve caused rearing it’s ugly head and you might be feeling like, maybe it’s something you should keep to yourself until you know what’s what.
“Oh, Zoeyjane,” you say, “you can’t keep anything to yourself!”and we giggle about how that’s in fact, true. On my blog. Moving on…also don’t decide to channel Betty Page.
(one Married with Children joke and I’ll die of embarrassment. Seriously. Not a ONE.)
When you’ve got a lot of semi-thick hair, three cowlicks and about four different textures going on (Thanks for that, Isobel).
Because you might end up looking like this after you’re done with the scissors and have taken a shower. Then you’ll go to bed. With wet hair. Wet Betty Page bangs.
And the sheer regret will not allow you to go out in public until you look like this.
Which is not so great, either, but at least doesn’t resemble something Al Bundy would run away from.
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you have some major cheekbones, woman!! look at how pretty you are!!
i’m glad my ocd could entertain you!! it entertains me, plenty!!! so, i had to share the wealth, y’know!!
You did a pretty good job for doing it yourself!!
I like your shirt missy. Element fo eva!
My doctor always said it’s the lumps that don’t hurt that you really have to worry about.
You are so smokin hot that you blew up my computer screen. Had to run out and get a new one just so I could gaze upon you yet again. I’d ask you out, but I’ve just been informed that I am a sucky date.
Peace out, chick!
i like the bangs.
i think they look hawt!
your rockin it! i can’t believe you cut your own hair i am way too much of a chicken for that. looks good though!
zomg! Bettie Page bangs rock. pretty.
I think you did a good job!
i think that hair would look crazy pretty dancin with me and my sideshow crew at Hot Chip on April 21!!
gits a bebesitter and a ticket lady!
Not a fan
too thick
not with your facial structure
i recall in 2001ish you had bangs that worked… but short bob-cut too and JET BLACK - and creepy eyebrows…
haha remember drunk pics in subway *sigh*
anyways - withpony or something - for now…
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