I’ve Named My Crockpot Johnny Depp*

What do you wear to a coffee date when you’ve scrambled to shower (during breakfast in the high chair, high chair holding the bathroom door open and water scalding you to make up for the breeze from the wide open door) and put on makeup beforehand so as to feel kinda, well, not ugly?
A red [...]

Ninjas, I Call Upon Thee

I’ve got a hot date tomorrow morning. This hot date’s mommy is gettin’ hitched. (Sigh. Like everyone I know. When, oh when, will my prince come?! [As if. Ha.])
I’m being crafty and putting together a present for her and well, I kinda feel like a douchebag cuz it’s for her and not them, but I [...]

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