“No pooping in the tub ok? Let mommy know if you have to poop.” *nods*
“Do you have to poop?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Hey, do you have to poop now?”
“NOOOOOOOOOO”
“How about now, do you have to poop now, Isobel?”
“NOOOOOOO”
“Isobel, what’s that, in the tub?”
“Shit.”
