from the bottom of my ass

  • i am eating carrots with the caesar dip i don’t like. because i’m almost out of ranch and may be angered, should i be ranchless mid-carrot. it is quite salty. kind of reminds me of something else…i’m not sure what…
  • z learned to say teddy today. and the kissaholicism spread to the potty. she was giving love to her future toilet. sigh.
  • at a grocery store that i rarely go to, i bought some butter chicken ingredients and then made it in my crack pot. i also found crack pot liners reduced to $0.75 per box. meaning i don’t have to clean my crackpot, i bought two boxes of them, and i actually did a dance in the store.
  • some of these carrots are no longer good. WTF is UP with that? they’re BEST BEFORE december 9th.
  • oh, it was hummus that it reminded me of.
  • get your mind out of the gutter.
  • if you can’t, then say hello to my mind, while you’re there, k?
  • i think we’re having pizza for dinner tomorrow cuz it will be easy and not unhealthy for z and i. fh gets left over butter chicken cuz he is a butter chicken whore.
  • k, seriously, this is ridiculous. like a third of the 2-lb bag is garbage. i will be RETURNING carrots tomorrow. how awesome is that?
  • also, my boob hurts more than it did yesterday and the day before. just thought i’d throw that out there. woot antibiotics.
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  • Bagged carrots are always pretty sketch. Sometimes I'll pick 'em up on sale, but always wash them right away and pack them in a ziploc with a sheet of paper towel.

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