than taking a sprint-speed bath one minute after your kid finally goes to sleep complete with shaving because a shower would keep her awake and you plan on getting laid but then she wakes up anyways and you don’t get laid also because he’s decided never again, it’s not a good idea?
getting nailed in every position you’ve ever been in and taking multiple oral breaks and still not getting off for some inane reason that has nothing to do with talent.
and then being so cramp laden with being sodamnclosefortoolongandnotgettingthe prize that you blog about it.
yes, i am on my third (and last) drink. and now, to watch more WEEDS and eat some pizza and multigrain wheat thins. currently, i am eating a quarter of a pan of remnant bday brownies. they aren’t special, but you know, i made them so that makes them special, anyways.
