why being a geek can pay off

so i get the h&r block newsletter emailed every month or so and this morning, as zoë’s putting shapes on the incorrect tiny pegs (but still stacking, so yay for coordination), i’m drinking some coffee and reading this month’s tax tips.

medical claims normally don’t interest me because when i’ve paid out the ass in the past for meds, sometimes upwards of $250 a month, i’ve mostly been covered by a private insurer and gotten some of it back – and that i wasn’t refunded wasn’t enough to claim in comparison to my income.

but wait: hair plugs and breast augmentation are claimable medical benefits? back up the bald booby truck!

point being: either my student loans will get paid down or a fat cheque (like, free money, it seems) will be coming my way.

jeans that fit and a winter coat… here i come.

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  • Hooray for boobies!

  • what??? i'm moving to canada so i can get some new boobies! granted, i don't really need to add MORE boobs, but putting a small implant in there would make them nice and perky :)

  • That is crazy!! Boobs should not be covered medically unless it is to reduce the size because of back pain, ect.

    I hope you get some cozy clothes cause its going to be a looooong winter :o)

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