“hello 5:30, what’s goin’ on?”
“nothing, i’m 5:30 in the fucking morning on a sunday – a holiday sunday. the only thing goin on is people trying to sneak out of one-night-stand’s apartments. go back to sleep, you idiot!”
“well, there’s no need to be so rude.”
this is what pops into my head upon waking sunday. i went back to sleep after peeing and smoking, so take that 5:30! i showed you!
