why does post secret suck so much this week?

i guess promoting campus crawls is more important than saving suicidal people on the internet.

the other day i was walking home from gelato with zo and stargirl and her new-old friend and some chickas were smoking outside this craptacular skate shop on robson and i would have instantly judged them as skate-twinkies except zo was napping and was super cute and they exclaimed that she looked like SHILOH. they called my kid as cute and or cuter than brad pitt/angelina’s lust child, by first name. do they know her parents? if so, can they hook me up?

for the first time, postpartum, i have mid-cycle cramps. it’s a good thing i’m not getting laid anytime soon cuz i can feel the fertility.

the dbase deadline is tomorrow. basically.

this means i am taking and editing and uploading pictures and then blogging.cuz stress makes me lazy/seek other refuge.

not garbage. okay, kind of garbage. so here is my “can’t be artisic with my toddler in the next room sleeping; not that i’m artistic, anyways” photos. cartooned, for the most part.

curves must be created, sometimesvictoria's secret sized thighs

vertigo
exhaustion

unamused with bloatrunning?

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  • rilah

    jess: thanks! it's my favourite shirt. one of my exes washed it with something with bleach in it, so it's now only a pj top, but it's so worn in, i could live in it forever!

  • rilah

    butchie: i dare you to find a picture of me, with camel toe. DOESN'T EXIST, my comrade.

  • rilah

    no jack, twinkies i think, are twenty somethings who cater to fashion, drinking and social-climbing viz blowjobs. also, pretty ditzy without a lot of their own opinions.

  • I'm gonna search your whole blog for cameltoe pictures. I have a feeling I will find one. Oh yeah.

  • jess

    i'm lovin the element shirt!

  • I thought twinkies were gay guys, no?

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