dear ms. perfect platinum blonde

yes, i’m aware that dropping my cigarette butt on the ground constitutes littering. how horrible of me not to run into traffic with my stroller in order to retrieve it.

you know what else is pollution? noise. like the kind that just came out of your mouth. like you squawking about the environment.

seriously? you wanna get in an environment-off?

where do you think the peroxide from your obvious frequent hair dying goes? or how about how many animals were killed to make your jacket, boots and bag? or the makeup you’re wearing – how many bunnies were  imprisoned for the purposes of testing on them, therefore affecting their normal homes – just so you could look pretty.

yes i threw my smoke on the ground, but only so i could rush through an intersection, in a hurry to buy a small container of whole milk which i will not recycle and most of which will probably go down the drain/on the floor. after that, i must hasten to clean up my entire house using baby wipes and cleaning products housed in aerosol cans.

fuck, it was one fucking cigarette. mellow the fuck out.

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  • I fucking hate that. I get that 3 or so times a week. Todays was:

    "Roll ups don't murder the earth like your ciggarette butts do."

    My reply:

    "I'd love to smoke roll ups that decompose naturally and make the trees grow but i also have a compusion to shove this here Marlboro-butt up your left tofu loving nose-hole...... shouldn't you be making hemp window drapes for your un-economic VWHM (Volkswaggon Hippy-mobile) that smells even worse than my smoke and fucks the earth up MORE than my 4 Litre Jeep? Go hug a tree arsehole."

    It's the bastards that point out that you're "killing yourself and your loved ones around you.." and then proceed to give you a statistic like "68% of all smokers die gay" or something......

    ....garentee you that 68% never drove a hand painted car in bio-degradable trousers mind you.

  • haha! i used to live in arcata (humboldt county) and people were SO "hum-bubble" there. they live in an alternate universe where everyone should be doing everything to save the environment... but as one of my anth profs put it, saving the environment is a LUXURY that most people cannot affort. :-)

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