the graphic hazards of parenthood.

yesterday afternoon, zoë bit me while nursing. like really really bit me. on my nipple. she drew blood. it was so not cool.

and yes, i know you’ve been waiting for it: poop. since moving up to cereal, fruit and veggies and meat, she doesn’t baby poop. now she normal adult poops. it grosses dr daddy out more than any other diapers have. i was not a fan of the seedy formula and breastmilk liquid poop, and i love the new poop cuz it’s so easy to clean up. i just can’t whip the diaper off too fast now, otherwise it flies and rolls and bounces.

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