i was really scared to wash my hair because i can’t fit a gay hairdresser restyling it into my apartment or budget. and i don’t own: a hairdryer, a flat brush, a large-barreled round brush, hair gel or the patience and time to wield these items in addition to using some wax and a flat iron. so, this is what i did to myself. notice the post-almost breaking the sink glow.
and why is it that i’ve got my pre-zoë abs completely back – except for stretch marks, of course (see the map to where she lived?), BUT if i buy panties that are super-stretchy cotton, i look like i have a buddha belly? (note the sausaging, aka, pseudo back fat)
at least i look tall.
