i've looked so long and hard to find:

okay, no i haven’t. like i have that kind of dedication or motivation or ahem, time.

i was checking my site metre the other night…thank you, you wonderful 200 visitors (i know, a lot of those are the same person, over and over and over, and stop stalking me! okay, keep stalking me, it makes me feel special)…and i happened to check the referrals.

some visitors in the last week found me by google-ing:

  • brita filter black flecks
  • smutty site
  • near boob
  • vera’s burger shack
  • sippy cups are not for chardonnay and conservatives
  • manic ‘mental lists’
  • you’re a loser baby why don’t you
  • hello darkness smile friend song (in zagreb, of all places!)

one super original person checked me out by searching blogger for the amazingly refined:
  • sex

i hope he wasn’t too disappointed to find baby pictures. and if he wasn’t, yet was still thinking about sex then ew, i hope a piano falls on his car. (i use he, cuz it’s so much easier to think of a guy searching ’sex’. i think a girl would put something more imaginative: ’shower scenes of college co-eds wearing angora leg warmers’ for example.

there, i just increased my visitors even more.

so, how did you find me?

on an aside: i’ve started another blog, purely for therapeutic reasons. i’m still determining how specific and prolific and expansive to be, so no published posts as of this post’s publishing. UPDATE: this post is up. read and judge away. i would.

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  • Jack

    You know, I don't remember how I found you. Was it through Gus? Not sure. I'm glad I did, though.

  • aughra

    I can't judge. Am in no position to do so.


    I miss you. I am not blogging much, and you are blogging like a maniac. See you around...

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