so, in a few months, dr. daddy has an inheritance coming in because his grandpa passed away the october before last and left him some money. okay, a lot of money, compared to our usual cash flow. and he was smart, cuz he planned it to disperse over 5 years, annually, so every year dr. daddy will get to plan what to do with the next payout…this year, i’m getting a tattoo and paying off my gym membership (that i’ve never used) and dr. daddy, he’s taking a vacation.
during this vacation, he will seal himself in the glass enclosure he’s planning on making. it will have a vent that goes directly out the window, for smoking and a trap door for food deposits and a bucket.
before entering the enclosure, he’ll have bought an xbox 360 and a pound of grass, so he’ll have a wireless remote and if it’s a really long vacation, he’ll make money via sperm deposits.
him: so you know, you’ll have to clean out my bucket
me: i am so not cleaning out the bucket
him: well, and you’ll also have to separate the sperm from the other bucket contents
me: do you think we could use a, what’s it called, centrifuge?
him: well, let’s call MIT or the guys at Berkley and find out.
i love that i can still have stoner conversations, even though i’m sans weed.
