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  • it’s dreary outside and i had to walk 4 blocks away for starbucks this morning, cuz the one right next door closed yesterday. i almost cried cuz i’ll miss the comraderie that it contained, until the barista told me that i should do pregnancy modelling.
  • i went on a silent cleaning strike 2 weeks ago, that has gone unnoticed by management. now the mess is driving me to near-new levels of anxiety and i may go on a manic cleaning spree today.
  • tomorrow, we’re busting my dad out of the hospice and bringing him home for a coupla hours, so he can get some stuff and figure out bills and shit. i’m nervous that he will fall, while we’re there. i’ve actually had scary day dreams of him trying to climb stairs with me behind him and him falling back and knocking me back, down a flight of stairs.
  • i also have to bring back my library books and movie rentals. the books are early; the movies are late.
  • i am so excited about the crib getting delivered. i love new furniture. and i don’t think i’ve had any that weren’t hand-me-downs since i bought our boxspring in 2002.
  • i even got to test out the one-handed drop rail. and i can do it with one hand and without bruising my shin. so it will be something that will make my life easier during a time that i expect nothing will seem easy.
  • the doctor watched part of freddy got fingered last night for the thousandth time while i read. now i have the phrase “daddy, i want to be a farmer” stuck in my head along with a visual of horse genitalia.
  • last night after i peed, my bath towel, which was hanging on the back of the bathroom door, fell into the toilet. ew.
  • i have the stereotypical acne on my chin that a lot of mommies-to-be complain about. but one of the spots looks like a blackhead and it hurts. i hope it’s not a burrowed insect.
  • i have had a headache for 7 days now, each day increasingly worse than the previous. 7 FUCKING DAYS. i’ve been good, while pregnant, at avoiding tylenol unless i totally need it. it’s getting past that point.
  • sometimes caffeine helps it so it’s almost gone. then it comes back.
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  • Shaz

    "one of the spots looks like a blackhead and it hurts. i hope it's not a burrowed insect."


    That sounds so gross and painful and eeeeew!

  • grassrootsblogger

    hey a neighbor ... dang wich vancouver starbucks closed? I need them all. I agree with whoever you said said you should be a pregnancy model. :-) Rick, Barclay Street

  • Avery's mom

    Hey, just look at the extra walking as more excersize to help strengthen you for delivery.

  • aughra

    I had the pregnancy pimples so bad with the first one.... none this time. Got complimented on my 'glow' just today.


    Felt I should rub that in.

  • Katkat

    Isn't being pregant fun. The only part I loved was the kicking...the rest not so much.

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