if you're from vancouver, then you understand….

TomKat have named their 7lbs, 7 oz. daughter suri. pronounced Surrey.

am i the only one who thinks that she may have not just religious zeal, but a future in autotheft, prostitution and crystal meth use?

oh, don’t forget the mandatory hooker boots, fur lined clothing, fake tan and abundant makeup and perfume use.

i will be so sad when i run out of things to make fun of this couple, and mainly, tom, for.

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  • Carrie

    omg that is HILARIOUS!


    specially the description. stat.

  • Orion_skie

    I'm in New West and I so totally understand...it's just so wrong. And I'm almost positive that we'll still be able to make fun of Tom..there'll be something.

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