Did you get over 50? You’re totally a girl if…
[ ] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted (if i had nails…then, still, no)
[x] during the summer pretty much the only shoes i wear are flip flops (i don’t have to wash socks, as much, that way)
[ ] my favorite toy as a child were barbies (transformers – robots in disguise)
[ ] my favorite color is pink or purple (blue, man, blue)
[x] i did Gymnastics (yeah, yeah, and yoga and cheerleading and tennis and rugby and volleyball and bball and wrestling and intramural hockey and soccer)
[ ] i love skirts (shaving is too mandatory for those)
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop (aren’t those jeans?)
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i’ll wear (maternity, natch)
[x] i love chocolate (no shit…)
[ ] i’ve never had a real job (i’ve had SEVERAL real jobs)
TOTAL: 3
[ ] my hair is straightened (nope, hippy-wavy)
[x] i have at least 8 myspace pictures (i was maxed out at 10)
[ ] i usually go shopping once a week (i hate shopping – i love clothes)
[ ] i love to hang out at the mall with friends (not since i was 15)
[x] i have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace (thank you, doctor)
[ ] i’ve gone to a tanning salon (hahaha, do you know how tanned my tan gets? as white as other people do in the wintertime)
[ ] i go to the beach to tan – not to swim (see above)
[ ] i have at least 10 pairs of shoes (i have 6 pairs, the bare minimum)
[ ] i watch either the OC or Laguna Beach (i don’t do cable tv)
[ ] i change my icon weekly (what icon?)
TOTAL: 2
[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic (again, i thought that was a label)
[ ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me (no cell phone)
[ ] i wear mascara everyday (once every coupla months, more like)
[x] i’ve been or am on a diet (who hasn’t!?!)
[ ] bathing suits are adorable (on 3 year olds)
[ ] i don’t know the difference between a sheep and a goat (what does that have to do with girliness?)
[ ] big sunglasses are hot (big sunglasses make most people look like houseflies)
[x] i have gotten my nails done (okay, twice)
[ ] i own over 10 purses (4, if you count my yoga bag/soon to be diaper bag)
[ ] MTV is my one of my favorite channels (cable…)
TOTAL: 2
[ ] all i want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys (i like sleeping)
[ ] i love to have other girls do my hair (don’t touch my hair)
[ ] i give and receive hugs from all my friends (i don’t like to be touched, much)
[ ] i hate bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders (just spiders)
[ ] carnivals are so fun!! (um, no)
[x] summer is THE best season (cuz it’s the only one that i don’t freeze my ass off during and i have no prob finding clothes for)
[x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces (that’s the problem with having no ass and lots of tits)
[ ] I’m waiting for my knight in shining armor (to polish him?)
[x] musicians are so hot (i have nothing sarcastic to say)
[ ] if you write me a poem or tell me im beautiful and im all yours (and then i’ll puke)
TOTAL: 3
[x] i am self-conscious (hence agoraphobia)
[x] i cry often (we’ll blame the pregnancy)
[ ] my car smells like vanilla (i have no car)
[x] my dishes get washed more then once a week (once a day, usually)
[ ] i dont do sports (sex counts, right?)
[x] i HATE to run (you try running with 18 lbs attached to your bladder)
[x] i squeal when i am surprised or angry (hangs head in embarassment)
[ ] i eat raisins as a snack (they hurt my teeth)
[ ] i love romance novels (ewww)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute (drew is over)
TOTAL: 5
[ ] i usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house (i don’t leave the house without a hat, mostly)
[ ]i only have like 5 billion hair products (i have 4, counting shampoo and conditioner)
[ ] i love to get dressed up (again, the shaving aspect)
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match (it needs to fit…mostly)
[ ] i talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends (i don’t do phones, much)
[ ] i would love to have a photo shoot of myself (been there, done that, burned the portfolio)
[ ] price on clothes hardly matters (WTF? of course it does!)
[ ] i apply lip gloss 200 times a day (i bite my lips about 200 times a day)
[ ] i wish i were a model (see photo shoot)
TOTAL: 0
[x] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton (to punch her)
[x] i have been something that was semi slutty on halloween (hillbilly)
[ ] i own Uggs (eww, no)
[ ] Hip Hop is good music (that was poor grammar)
[ ] i pop my collar (i pop my gum)
[ ] i like to be the center of attention (don’t look at me)
[ ] guys with Mohawks are crazily hot (half right…crazy…you could poke an eye out…)
[ ] Horses are beautiful (in a horsey way, maybe)
[ ] i’d rather not pay attention in school (why go, then?)
[x] cats are adorable (mine, especially)
TOTAL: 3
[ ] i write poems (poetry bores me)
[x] i love it when a guy/girl wears good smelling cologne/perfume (i like good smells – i like the way gasoline smells too, doesn’t make me girly)
[ ] i can get very jealous (of…?)
[ ] i would love to visit Hawaii (see tanning)
[ ] Valentine’s day is so cute! (cute, like vomit)
[ ] white is better then black (are we talking artistically?)
[ ] i wouldn’t be caught dead in all black (i miss being a gothy girl)
[ ] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes (i just de-pre-pregnantized, so, no)
[ ] i hate the grunge look of a beard (i like the look, not the feel)
[ ] i love to read gossip magazines (only the covers)
TOTAL: 1
[ ] i love to gossip (aboot?)
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid (who’s lisa frank)
[ ] i love Celine dion (hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
[ ] My bubble baths are almost 2 hrs long (i don’t bath, i shower)
[ ] my wedding only needs a groom. it’s already planned (once you’ve been engaged, it looses it’s virtue)
[ ] my friends and i are in a strict group. we mostly only hang out with each other (friends?)
[x] i like kids (i love kids)
[ ] diet drinks are the best (drinks i don’t remember drinking are the best)
[ ] i’m all about being vegetarian (i used to be a veggie-saur, then the baby wanted beef)
[ ] i refuse to eat at McDonalds (i love big extras)
TOTAL: 1
[ ] i check my myspace everyday (i loathe myspace everyday)
[ ] i LOVE life! (GO CHRIST! sounds christian to me…)
[ ]i have a lot of jewlery! (i have very little and don’t wear it)
[ ] my screen names have x’s in them (why xs?)
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had [ ] i would never want to be the opposite sex (are you kidding? i could pee standing up! i could wear undrwear with holes in it! i could masterbate while someone thought i was peeing!)
[x] it’s not what he/she said it’s the way he/she said it (intent is 9 10s of the law)
[x] i have more than 3 pillows on my bed (i need something to heft up the gut)
TOTAL: 2
