listen: do you wanna know a secret
April 10th, 2006 | Uncategorized
- a word that slays me: cootchie. read aboot it on Tony’s blog.
- the apartment that got cleaned from top to bottom on saturday (minus the kitchen – not my area) is now once again covered in starbucks cups and empty beer bottles. guess who left what?
- i’m on daddy daycare today. which should be interesting, since i woke up with one of the worst feelings of sciatica, yet, today.
- we can a have cancer-shuffle race. make that a marathon.
- first one off the couch wins.
- no cheating by falling off the couch.
- my dad’s hair has pretty much all fallen out, so that he thinks he might beat the doctor in a “who has less hair” contest. i’m going to take a picture and a piece of the remnants, for posterity’s sake.
- kinda like how moms save their kid’s first hair cut clippings. this’ll just be the reverse, i morbidly suppose.
- i like the fact that my dad and i can joke aboot it, though. we’re both really open with each other and alike, but that’s really only become obvious for the last couple of years.
- now, since i grew up respecting and idolizing (even when i thought there was hatred involved) the man, i makes me misty when he starts off sentences with “like, how you and i are…” cuz it’s like, he considers me on his level.
- i could finish/redo the cleaning from top to bottom – but let’s face it: it’s just gonna get dirty, again.
- but i have found some great new reads, in the process. especially WebKittyn’s.
- i have to quit smoking.
- fancy nancy bought some baby clothes. including kick-proof socks.
- excuse me while my vagina becomes apparent and i go “awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”.
- fancy nancy also got her cartilidge pierced. an ode to breaking up.
- when her marriage broke up, 13 years ago, she got a second set of holes in her lobes.
- with this one, she’s dropped, like 6 dress sizes, so far and punched a stud into her upper ear.
- i suggested getting her navel done, when we were playing 9-ball on saturday. her response – he’s not worth that.
- i love that girl.
- when the doctor and i broke up, almost 2 years ago, i got my labret done. he saw it and said that i wasn’t really a piercing kinda girl.
- when we firstfirst started going out, i had just removed my nose stud and navel piercing and my nipple had just finished growing over.
- the left one.
- i took out the labret last september, just cuz i felt done with it. 1 month later got pregnant. maybe my mania was trying to tell me something.
- as if a baby tugging on a chin piercing would feel good, anyways.
- it never really healed, while it was pierced. as don’t all of my piercings.
- to date, i’ve had the following pierced: my nose twice, my tounge, my labret, my left nipple, my lobes 3 times, cartilidge twice and my navel twice.
- all that remains is two lobe piercings, in which i do not wear earrings.
- and 4 tattoos.
- i get bored and symbolic, what can i say?
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