ground control to major tom
April 5th, 2006 | Uncategorized
- thanks for all the cute comments, guys. you know how to make a whale feel like a tadpole.
- my friend amanda says that i look like an actress, playing a pregnant chick.
- she said that she’s not used to my boobs not taking up at least 50% of my torso.
- nothing like small-boob comments to diminish a chick.
- but really, we’re in 36d-ville, so i should shut the fuck up.
- it’s sunny today and supposed to get up to 17 degrees.
- tank tops are BACK!
- unfortunately, so is crazy slut wear. you haven’t lived until you’ve stifled a gasp at a heffer in a tube top, platform sandles and hot pants, walking down granville.
- tomorrow is, i think, one of my best friends birthdays. adi. she’ll be….27, i think. for some reason her bday and age just never stick in my damn head. but everything else about her is unforgettable.
- i’m going to buy manly deoderant for the doctor. will not buy baby powder scented, no matter how much the urge strikes.
- maybe he’d prefer lilac.
- i have jokingly been referred to as passive agressive by jeckles. seriously. i’m AGRESSIVE agressive. no passive aboot it.
- i’m getting AGRESSIVE agressive aboot researching. stuff.
- i know i’m a complete dork when reading legal documents fascinates me.
- i read a post about one of the actors who portrays one of my favorite stoner characters of all time. damn. i guess he’s not just acting all the time, at being high.
- it feels like a day when i should be working on my melanoma. but it’s not that warm yet.
- my bikini still fits (thank god for ties) – what’s the verdict? do i bother trying to pull off the skinny pregnant chick in a bikini look in a month or two? you all saw the current state of ab-fairs.
- i miss my six packs. but wierdly, you can still kinda feel em, especially during the especially violent kicks.
- maybe he’ll be a cheerleader.
- NO a karate kid.
- ahh, so this is what ralph macchio has been up to.
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