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sipping on black cherry pop (laid back….)

March 29th, 2006 | Uncategorized

  • my computer desk smells like rice crispy squares and it’s killing my appetite.
  • by killing i mean causing excessive salivation.
  • i bought them for the doctor to eat for lunch. so far i’ve eaten only one.
  • i’m waiting for fancy nancy to show up or call me, lost, and we are going for coffee and a WALK on the seawall, i think.
  • my right eye keeps twitching.
  • the birthing video was scary.
  • scary, like, hyponotizing and worse than horror. i had to cover my eyes at one point and repeat “nonononono. i am NOT gonna be able to do that.” everytime the word medication was brought up – as in for pain, i was a geek and double thumbs-upped.
  • we may be getting a win-fall. our crazy luck usually extends solely to money.
  • i should say, the doctor is maybe getting a win-fall. but he will share, i think. cuz he’s that kind of good guy. generous. and i think part of him wants to go girly and buy baby shit, too.
  • he’s in love with all babies. like, more than me. add my reaction to puppies and kitties and babies together, and you have the doctor when he sees a baby. he’s going to be in love.
  • i am supremely mucho excited at the prospect of getting a hot dog from the street vendor on the seawall. MUCHO. like, with relish.
  • do you think i meant the condiment?
  • i have MORE stupid dishes to do.
  • i got my new cheque order in the mail today. they have paw prints along the top and hazey pictures of kitties in the background. this way, everytime that i pay a bill, i can say AW, instead of SHIT.
  • i’m off, to conquer tall buildings and small rat-like dogs. it’s a wholesome mission. and it involves…nothing.
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  • rilah

    i'm so not planning on watching that video again. between the "hees" and the stretching! UGH.


    and now, the doctor has come into some cash via a tax refund and a work bonus, so i get to go crib shopping.



    can we say stressed?

  • Avery's mom

    birthing class told me that you only streach out to the size of a mayonaise lid....for some reason that helped put it into perspective for me, it wasnt like i was going to have to rip open to the size of a keg lol
    in the end i wound up having a C section and was scared to death but if i had to do it again, i would go for the surgery. I was in by 4:20 and Had my baby out by 4:27....not bad! now healing up was a different story of course but when you have a beautiful healthy baby, it's all worth it in the end.

  • Binsk

    I think having a woman watch a birthing video before they give birth sounds like cruel and unusual punishment.


    Enjoy your hot dog. With relish that isn't a condiment. I don't know what that means exactly.

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