It’s a random day, so here are some random thoughts:
- it’s sunny! and warm. for even me. i actually walked home from work only wearing a touque and a sweatshirt, without the normally mandatory gloves and second sweatshirt on top of a sweater, too. or, maybe i’m just getting fat enough that i have a fat-people thermometre.
- i’ve had a good day. sunlight=serotonin throughtheroof, which will make by psychiatrist happy. especially since i never started taking my medication. and i have to see her next week.
- i got so much shit done at work today, that i got to leave 2 hours early. cuz i’m contracted now, so there’s no point to me being there, if i’m not doing shit.
- i went grocery shopping on the way home and was sad at first, cuz all they had was blueberry and lemon muffins and i just got lemon, so i wanted to go for variety, mostly cuz the doctor commented on the lemon ones being almost too sweet. and blueberries give the alien gas. so i was like OH FUCK. but then i found carrot. and angels sang from the heavens.
- then i had enough moolah left for a frap – a double chocolate ship one with whipped cream. it will add to the rotundedness, but let’s be honest, when the alien’s out, i’m on the diet of all time. bet i get back to 100 lbs. before i even stop breastfeeding. if i do.
- i’m reading buffetology. all about Warren Buffet’s investing style/techniques. i wanna be an investor and just live off of my dividends and profits, so i can sit at home and write and clean and walk all day. and wait for the doctor and my kid to get home from their days and remind me what it’s like to have a life. or maybe i’d volunteer. or become a spa junkie.
- or i could just write. and publish all of these books, even if publishing houses didn’t pick them up – i could be like, “I’m a writer. Yup, 18 books and counting”
- but really, i’d like to get published in jane. cuz i like that magazine. they’re not too fluffy or dogmatic or chauvanistic. and they’re pretty sarcastic. and i like that. even if it was the “it happened to me” it’d be so dumb, it’d be cool.
- just to fuck with it, it be funny if i only talked to the alien in pig latin.

