this past week – wake up, drag ass out of bed, go to work, do dishes, cook, eat, sleep. watch movie, likely somewhere in between. this post is going to be entirely in the fourth person – what describes a scene where a character doesn’t infact mention themselves or use pronouns. is it possible?
nah.
that took too much thought and it was only 1 paragraph.
jer (from now on known as the doctor) is playing need for speed most wanted and the music as gay. it all sounds like porn or that everybody in the club get tipsy shit. and when it’s not gayness, it’s rrrrrrrrr-rrrrrr-rrrrrrr. and fuck. and i’m going to get you asswipe. and shit like that. and that’s why rilah doesn’t play video games.
rilah has bad gas. and she doesn’t know why. it’s probably one of those stupid pregnacy things, but it smells like something crawled up her ass and died a very long time ago and is now seeping. it brings to mind pictures of rotting potatoes. maybe that’s what it smells like. and just to be an evil cunt, tonight, if the doctor rolls over on her all night, she will do that what’sitcalledthing, where you cover someone with the blankets and fart. and it will only be funny to her, because the doctor will still be asleep and not even know what hit him.
but she will tell him in the morning. probably after throwing something at him, while he’s in the shower. because that game is the most fun, while he tries to figure out what hit him and where it came from.
