fuck, man, i just had to completely flip out at 2 different women in the bathroom. one, as i was entering, she was walking out of the stall that i was going into (always the first one), and there was pee ALL OVER the seat. so I was like, “excuse me, do you think that you can clean up after yourself?” and she was like “i don’t know what you’re talking about” and i freaked and told her that i had seen her leave the stall and she had seen me see her and not to pull that bullshit with me and that if she pissed all over the seat the least she could do is wipe it up – nevermind NOT pissing on the seat which is generally learned with potty training. then she did and i was really sweet and said thank you.
then, i’m like, you know…and some chick comes in and is also going…and then she pulls out her cell phone. NOT THAT IT RANG, she just decided to call some friend while she (and I) were taking a poo. so I was really polite, and asked her if she could continue her conversation at a later time. and she was miffed and though i was being rude and called me rude – to interrupt her conversation. then i said that the bathroom is a private area and cell phones have no place – no answer from her. so then i got uppity and like, half yelled – i’m 4 months pregnant and extremely constipated and if you don’t mind i would like to take a shit in a non digital way, bitch. maybe i went overboard, but then she left, without even washing her hands. i wonder what the person on the other side of the cell phone thought? but fuck, don’t talk on the phone when other people are straining. if you wanna do that when you’re alone, whatev…but don’t involve my shit.
