a day in the fabulous life of…

my day:

  • wake up at 6, when jer gets ready for work – grumble about being woken and blame grumbling on pregnancy
  • wake up at 9, when jer calls from work – grumble about being woken and blame baby, yet again
  • wake up at 11:30, when jer is home from work – grumble about being pregnant and tired all the time
  • get out of bed at 2, start cleaning – grumble about being the only one that cleans (pure bullshit grumbling)
  • hop on the internet to look for html info, cuz i’m damn skippy tired of having a profile that looks like every other non-html-enthused person’s – grumble about the lack of info and surplus of crap on the inet
  • revamp my profile, cutting and pasting code until it looks kinda better – eat mac and cheese with a pound of pepper
  • fantacise about subway delivering a birthday sub, just for me (i should be that special) whilst doing mine and jer’s laundry

My top 5 morning-sickness-friendly foods, right now:

  1. mandarin oranges
  2. subway veggie subs on whole wheat bread without cheese, with: lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard and pepper (heavy on the red, yellow and black toppings)
  3. mcdonald’s big-extras without cheese and onions/steak
  4. cinnamin raisin english muffins with cream cheese
  5. mac n’ cheese with lots of pepper (the no-name, blue box shit)

Top 5 foods that aren’t my friends:

  1. eggs, which i crave constantly
  2. poultry, especially chicken
  3. anything that smells alot, when cooked
  4. potato products, like fries and tater tots (except for plain rippled chips)
  5. pasta with anything other than plain tomato sauce on it


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